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• Tom Cruise hangs from the wing of an airliner in the just-released movie trailer for his Mission Impossible movie Final Reckoning, due out in May. It's a known fact in Hollywood that Tom Cruise does all his movie stunts himself. That's because death is the only way out of the Church of Scientology.

• Academy Award winner Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated his birthday on Saturday night by hosting a party at his mansion in Beverly Hills. However his actual birthday was two days later. Leo turned fifty years old on Monday, and to celebrate he took his girlfriend to the DMV to get her learner's permit.

• Atlantic says 84 celebrities are planning to leave the U.S. after Trump's win. Do they think they will be missed? There are only five movie stars left on this planet-Tom Cruise, The Rock, Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington and Leo DiCaprio, and they are not moving east of Doheny Drive or south of Sunset.

• Target put up signs saying Merry Christmas Monday and replacing all the signs that say Happy Holidays. I pray the purge is over. Last year during the holiday season, the Progressives got the song Baby It's Cold Outside canceled and taken off the air, and now I fear for the future of White Christmas.

• New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd ripped Democrats trying to herd working class voters into woke culture in 2024. The Woke culture feeds on racial, LGBT and class resentments. The group that's hated most by social justice warriors are dentists because they make your teeth straight and white.

• The Washington Examiner says the Kamala Harris campaign gave Oprah Winfrey $1 million to endorse her which Oprah heatedly denied Monday. Oprah is already being mentioned as a possible Democratic presidential candidate to succeed Trump in 2028. If she wins. then Black is the New Orange.

• Tim Walz said Friday the campaign may be over but the fight has just begun. This guy was in way over his head. After three months in the spotlight, Tim Walz plans to go on the speaking circuit and regale banquets with tales of the night he spent under fire watching Saving Private Ryan on his iPhone.

• The Wall Street Journal reported that the Biden Administration plans to vastly expand the IRS are now highly unlikely to be carried out by the incoming Trump Administration. In other IRS news, the IRS ruled Tuesday that condoms are now tax deductible. Bill Clinton lists them under office supplies.

• Democratic Party overlords spent last week behind the scenes blaming each other for Kamala's loss. Biden blames Pelosi, Kamala people are blaming Obama and Obama blamed Biden. For her part, Nancy Pelosi just drew up articles of impeachment against Trump for spreading anti-Soviet propaganda.

• California firefighters battled a wildfire that erupted in the hills north of Los Angeles and spread rapidly. It burned up one home and thousands of surrounding forest acres. This is what happens when you clean, batter and bread your chicken, toss it into the hot cooking oil, then go check your Facebook.

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