Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The World Series featured an epic game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays Tuesday night that went on and on for 18 innings. Freddie Freeman's homer finally ended the game 6 hours after it started. The game lasted so long because ICE kept raiding both dugouts.

• Devil's Night is celebrated tonight which is a 400-year-old English holiday with young people committing mischief. But it's also a night when vandals run wild, destroy property, loot stores and shoot anyone who's in the way. On the English Church calendar it's known as the Feast of Colonialism.

• The Pentagon released video Tuesday of 4 more cocaine speedboats being destroyed that were heading up the Pacific from Colombia. One speed boat load of cocaine was destroyed not far from the cleaned-up pristine beaches of San Diego. I'll bet those Sea Turtles are missing those plastic straws now.

• Fox News reported Tuesday that a lab transport truck overturned on an Interstate highway in Mississippi and released a pack of aggressive monkeys infected with Covid and STDs. There's no panic. Mississippi folks know from watching TV commercials that there's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

• Jeffrey Epstein pal Ghislaine Maxwell was quoted in a memoir Tuesday saying she performed a sex act on George Clooney in a bathroom at a party. He's vehemently denied ever even meeting Epstein or his stable of underage girls. It's just a coincidence George Clooney starred in the hit movie Oh, She's 11.

• President Trump signed a new trade deal with Japan that reduced tariffs to 15%, lured Toyota factories to the US, and opened up Japan's rice market to US farmers. It's simply jaw-dropping. If you've ever doubted that Donald J. Trump was born to play The Music Man, he just sold rice to Japan.

• President Trump and Japan's Prime Minister Takaichi watched Monday's World Series game together in which Shohei Ohtani had 4 hits and 2 home runs. That's it for him. The next day at Dodger Stadium, while everybody else took batting practice, Ohtani practiced walking from home to first.

• Senate Democrats refused to vote to end the government shutdown Tuesday after four weeks of stalemate with the threat of the cutoff of the food stamps looming. I choose to put a bright face on things. There's one thing you can say about your food stamps getting cut off, it's cheaper than Ozempic.

• Kamala Harris hinted on her book tour Tuesday she may run again in 2028. She couldn't like a poll that shows Duane the Rock Johnson has a better chance of becoming president than Kamala Harris. In fact, anybody with a Johnson has a better chance of becoming president than Kamala Harris.

• Business Insider reported more bad news Tuesday about Artificial Intelligence and its brutal potential on blue collar jobs in America. They reported that Amazon has notified its employees that it's replacing 14,000 humans with robots. I always knew there was something a bit off with Bezos's wife.

• GOP House Oversight Chair Jim Comer slammed Biden using the Auto-Pen to sign pardons, demanding the pardons be voided. Consider this. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Dr. Fauci's pardon to prevent him from arrest, prosecution and conviction is voided and the judge orders home confinement?

• Gavin Newsom recalled in a podcast his tough childhood when he was alone at home and had to make his own sandwiches when his parents weren't there. My sad story tops that one. Do you know what it's like to be twelve years old and have to hit a 3-iron shot out of the clover into a cold north wind?

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