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• Daily Variety reported the Cowboys-49ers game Sunday on NBC drew a Sunday record 24 million viewers. Today at the supermarket, a cop walked up and told me I'd parked in a handicap spot. I told him that the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl, and he apologized for bothering me.

• Progressive Insurance reported that the cost of car insurance is skyrocketing due to high costs of auto repairs and staged accidents. Last year I saved $2,000 on my car insurance by switching to Reverse. And then getting the hell out of there before they had the time to get my license plate number.

• West Hollywood welcomes a million revelers in costumes Halloween night parading on Santa Monica Boulevard while the kids trick-or-treat next door in Beverly Hills. I've always reacted to Trick-or-Treaters with a generous attitude. I believe candy isn't bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

• Los Angeles' embattled District Attorney faces defeat in the upcoming election according to the polls due to anger over his soft on shoplifting and cashless bail policies. It's no secret why Gascon last Friday petitioned to have Erik and Lyle Menendez released from state prison. He needs the two votes.

• Politico reported Kamala hopes to win the election by convincing Moderate Democrats to vote for her along with the Liberal Democrats. That's just two-thirds of the party. Conservative Democrats might have had a say, but Pelosi took down all their statues in the Rotunda for seceding from the Union.

• The Washington Post reports President Biden is peeved because the campaign is not asking him to speak. Last week Joe was in Arizona apologizing for Indian boarding schools not teaching Indian kids tribal folklore. Things like never hit on 16 unless the dealer's showing a face card.

• Bruce Springsteen sang at a Democratic Party rally for Kamala Harris hosted by Barack Obama in Georgia last weekend that had Democrats rocking to the music. There was also comedy if you looked for it. When the Boss played Born in the USA, Barack Obama was seen slinking out the back exit.

• Donald Trump enjoyed a massive rally in Madison Square Garden Sunday night with 20,000 New Yorkers. It started awkwardly with a young comic joking that Puerto Rico was a floating island of garbage which angered the locals. That's New York's title and no one's taking it away without a fight.

• Morning Joe Scarborough ripped the Donald Trump rally in Madison Square Garden Sunday as a replay of the 1939 American Nazi Party rally there in 1939. Joe joined the chorus of progressives comparing Trump to Hitler. Kamala said Trump would have been Hitler in his first term but he forgot.

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