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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Oct. 29, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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Neiman Marcus announced there will be no mention of Christmas in its holiday catalogue. The store also banned any photos of Christmas trees, manger scenes or holly wreaths. That's so ironic because Neiman Marcus is the only catalogue that makes you say Jesus Christ when you see their prices.

The World Series opened in Dodger Stadium Friday but social media was on fire over the woman in the box seats behind home plate in full camera view wearing a bright red MAGA cap. That takes courage in L.A. The TV director kept cutting to her every time the pitch count reached two balls.

Politico reported the growing frustration by liberal reporters and TV pundits in the mainstream media over Kamala's inability to close the sale. Their gloom turned hilarious Friday. In an election between Kamala Harris and Hitler, the Washington Post and the L.A. Times declined to endorse Harris.

Hillary Clinton joined Kamala Harris, James Carville and the MSNBC Choir Friday comparing Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. The truth is the two men are nothing alike. For starters, the last thing you'd call Hitler is a real estate developer, and for his part, Trump did not launch the History Channel.

James Carville went on an angry rant Tuesday to urge Democrats not to play fair this election because he says the stakes are too high. The pundits on both sides are flipping out as Election Day nears. The latest nationwide poll says that half of the country thinks that the other half has lost its mind.

Kamala Harris hosted a campaign rally in Atlanta Thursday which featured Bruce Springsteen delivering his endorsement. Days earlier, Kamala's rally offered Usher, Lizzo and Stevie Wonder onstage for her. All in all, it makes the case for electing Kamala Harris the President of Capitol Records.

Anderson Cooper hosted a Kamala Harris town hall on CNN Wednesday where Kamala called Trump a fascist, overlooking her own administration's authoritative tendencies. Kamala Harris recently said no one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold. So we're not even allowed to do that.

Kamala Harris did an Anderson Cooper town hall Wednesday which left CNN pundits shaking their heads and worrying over her vague, meandering answers. She did not display a nimble mind. Kamala's performance at the Town Hall was such as disaster that afterwards Ukraine sent HER money.

Donald Trump scoffed at Kamala's calling him a fascist in her CNN Town Hall. The Democrats called Bush Hitler, then they called McCain Hitler, then they called Romney Hitler, now they call Trump Hitler. The difference between Hitler jokes and a cow is, you can't milk a cow after twelve years.

Trump's fired Chief of Staff General John Kelly told the New York Times that Trump expressed admiration for Hitler and the German Army. Kelly doesn't fool me. The generals despised Trump because he didn't give America any wars for 4 years, if you don't count the House Oversight Committee.

Bob Woodward is releasing a book called War that reveals President Biden's mental decline in painful detail during the last four years. When Joe was a little boy in the 3rd grade, his teacher scolded him and told him that he'd never get paid for staring out the window all day. I guess he won that round.

Kamala Harris was dogged by more plagiarism charges this week when it appeared she copied others' works in her 2004 California Attorney General Crime Report. That's not all. Kamala faces another charge of plagiarism by copying Paul von Hindenburg who in 1933 called his opponent Hitler.

Donald Trump's stunt making fries at McDonald's in Pennsylvania got 300 million hits on TikTok but it was marred by news of poisoned Quarter Pounders in the Midwest. One person died Sunday from eating at McDonald's. Normally it takes thirty years to die from eating at McDonald's.

Los Angeles Lakers fans witnessed LeBron James and his son Bronnie becoming the first father-son combo ever to play in an NBA game. They set a great example. Most NBA players celebrate Father's Day by relaxing in their easy chair, enjoying a cigar and taking calls from all over the country.

Daily Variety reports that exiled director Roman Polanski settled a civil lawsuit in L.A. Tuesday which involved him having sex with an underage teen in 1973. He's won an Oscar, his wife was murdered and he had sex with a teenager. Most Hollywood directors would be happy with just 2 of those.

Denny's announced Tuesday the closure of 120 Denny's restaurants nationwide and thousands of layoffs. Denny's blamed food costs. Inflation is so bad that Millennials in L.A. were getting plastic surgery to look older so they could order from the Denny's Senior Menu without getting checked for ID.

Kamala Harris was reportedly admitted to UC San Francisco Law School in 1986 on a hardship scholarship for which she didn't qualify. It's intended for students with major life hurdles. The board heard Kamala try to answer a simple question and assumed that English wasn't her first language.

Donald Trump waded into the Swing States Wednesday giving campaign speeches four times in one day spelling out his economic plans. While in Georgia, Trump declared he wants Apple to bring manufacturing jobs in China back home to the United States. It's time we put American kids to work.

Fox News reports 12,000 North Korean troops are being trained in Russia to aid in the invasion of Ukraine. My guess is that Putin thinks Ukrainians might come to the peace table if they feel their dogs and cats are being threatened by approaching Koreans. If this doesn't work he's recruiting Haitians.

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