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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Oct. 9, 2024

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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The Buffalo Bills came under heavy fire for rushing quarterback Josh Allen back onto the field after a hard hit to the helmet. The team only administered him smelling salts. NFL sideline doctors no longer ask players who is America's president to test for concussion since no one's really sure right now.

Focus on the Family ran an article on husband and wife arguments and how to resolve them and grow closer from them. I'm not marriage material because I'm so self-centered. I'm beyond being confronted about it. Why is it that when a woman says we need to talk, it's never about football?

Hurricane Milton escalated to a Category 5 Monday as it roared toward Florida in the wake of Hurricane Helene's arrival two weeks ago. It's prompted wonder about how hurricanes are named. I think they should name hurricanes after the Chicago White Sox and that way they wouldn't hit anything.

The White House faced anger from reporters Monday over the slow distribution of hurricane aid to western North Carolina. Today FEMA is sitting on billions of unused disaster relief money which leaves the Biden Administration facing a difficult choice. Do they give it to Lebanon or Ukraine?

Donald Trump appeared in Butler, Pennsylvania, Saturday where he addressed sixty thousand people where he was shot 3 months ago. Onstage with Trump was Elon Musk. Together they form the two biggest advocates of free speech since Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little starred in Blazing Saddles.

MSNBC's Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough went off the rails Monday declaring if Trump is elected president, riots and chaos will ensue, and even predicted a civil war could break out the day after the election. For every one who suffers from paranoia, you are not alone. Someone is watching you.

GOP VP candidate and Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance began drawing heat from media this week as his crowds grew to large numbers after his debate victory. I read that after the VP debate, J.D. Vance's approval ratings skyrocketed in the Yahoo poll. He also does well with sophisticated voters.

Special Counsel Jack Smith made public his charges against Trump last week as his Georgia and Florida and New York City cases remained on hold. They all add up to 4 indictments and 92 criminal charges. If he's convicted on all of them Trump could get 4-to-8 years as Governor of Louisiana.

Billboard magazine reported Monday the 2025 Grammy Awards will take place February 2nd at the Staples Center in L.A. The awards show is billed as Music's Biggest Night. As far as the election goes, Kamala Harris is loved by all the hit makers—Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen and Doug Emhoff.

Kamala Harris went on a media blitz this week with 60 Minutes, The View and the Howard Stern Show. Last weekend she did podcasts with Gen Z women. One of the young women asked Kamala how much you should spend on a bottle of wine and Kamala replied, I don't know, about twenty minutes.

CBS 60 Minutes reporter Bill Whittaker grilled Kamala Harris about the Biden Administration's soft border policy. The illegal arrivals number 20 million. When a poll asked voters if the Biden-Harris border policy was too soft, 60% of the voters said Yes while 40% of the voters said No Comprende.

Kamala Harris thanked Dick Cheney for endorsing her just 20 years after Democrats labeled him a war criminal for lying the U.S. into the Iraq War. That was then. Anyway to young voters in today's world, a Dick Cheney sounds like something Cheryl Hines ought to have around Bobby Kennedy.

New York City was the site of a huge pro-Palestinian demonstration Monday to mark the one-year anniversary of Hamas terrorists massacring Israelis. But apparently, calling people who kill people in the Middle East terrorists is considered offensive. I've been told the correct term is government contractors.

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