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Florida. Says It All | OWWWW!

News of the Weird

By News of the Weird

Published Oct. 23, 2018

Florida. Says It All |  OWWWW!
The Miami Herald endorsed Republican Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, who was running to replace Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen to represent a district that includes parts of Miami and Miami Beach. (She lost her primary bid.)

Rodriguez Aguilera has been a city official and a business executive, the Herald noted, but conceded, "We realize that Rodriguez Aguilera is an unusual candidate."

Before she was a candidate, Rodriguez Aguilera appeared on Spanish-language television programs to talk about her experience of being abducted by aliens when she was 7 years old.

Three beings, two women and a man who reminded her of Jesus, spoke to her "telepathically" and took her aboard their spaceship. Inside, she saw "round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship," and she said she has communicated with them several times since then.

However, editorial page editor Nancy Ancrum didn't think Rodriguez Aguilera's beliefs or past experiences compromised her as an effective public servant.

"Here's why we chose her: She's not crazy," Ancrum told The Washington Post. "I don't think we went off the rails here." [Washington Post, 8/20/2018]

Mohamad Zayid Abdihdy, 24, declared that he's "going back to hookah" after a fiery incident involving his e-cigarette.

The cellphone store worker was in an HDTV Outlet store in Anaheim, California, buying a new television when the smoking device exploded in his pants pocket.

"The gentleman, he is running ... and he is screaming and yelling," store manager Antelmolare Guzman told NBC4.

"Apparently, all of his right leg was completely burnt all the way down. Part of his private parts were also kind of affected."

While Abdihdy ran to the restroom to see to his burns, Guzman put out the still-flaming e-cig on the store's floor. Abdihdy, who did not go to the hospital, said he still can't walk on his leg. [NBC4, 8/28/2018]


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