Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Charlie Kirk's memorial drew a jam-packed crowd in State Farm Stadium in Phoenix Sunday that included President Trump. Leftist critics continue to cling to the insane notion that Kirk's assassin is a MAGA conservative. CNN is now reporting that John Wilkes Booth was a far right Union supporter.

• President Trump revealed that a Coast Guard missile destroyed a third Venezuelan speed boat in the Caribbean Sunday, sinking tons of cocaine. It's the third coke shipment he's blown out of the water in three weeks. Hollywood now believes that Donald Trump is worse than Hitler, he's Nancy Reagan.

• President Trump gave a speech to the General Assembly of the United Nations in Manhattan on Tuesday. Trump's speech was entertaining but it wasn't as funny as last year's speech by the US president. There wasn't a dry eye in the Assembly when Joe Biden urged Hamas to free the sausages.

• The Wall Street Journal reported a recent poll on national unity Friday which found that 80% of Americans believe the country is greatly divided on the most important values Everything is so political today. After Charlie Kirk's funeral Sunday, Jimmy Kimmel delivered the Democratic response.

• Erika Kirk in a moving eulogy Sunday forgave Charlie's shooter, saying it's what Jesus would do. And just like magic, the next day ABC forgave Jimmy Kimmel. As for me, the world's easiest grace Episcopalian, I believe that Jesus died for my sins, and I'd hate to give him nothing to do up there.

• Disney Chairman Robert Iger came under pressure in Hollywood to reinstate Jimmy Kimmel to Late Night which he did on Monday. Jimmy Kimmel said he's delighted to be back performing his lighthearted jokes on TV again. He was speaking at the launch of his new book, Is Trump Dead Yet?

• Sinclair Broadcasting Group announced Monday it will refuse to air ABC's Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel even though ABC has agreed to air the show. Sinclair owns ABC stations in 39 cities including in Washington, DC. Jimmy's ABC contract is like the Dallas Cowboys, they expire in January.

• SNL's James Austin Johnson was rated doing the best impression of President Trump by Daily Variety. I never know what's parody and what's real. The actual President Trump went on TV Monday and said taking Tylenol can result in autism, which worried me because he said it 5 times in one minute.

• President Trump appeared with Bobby Kennedy Monday to warn pregnant women that taking Tylenol could produce an autistic child. It's a fact that Elon Musk was born with autism, and he became the richest man in the world. I'd slip Tylenol into my pregnant wife's drink like I was Bill Cosby.

• The White House was reported already making detailed plans to host America's 250th birthday next year on July 4th, Independence Day. The president has arranged for a UFC fight to be staged on the South Lawn. It'll follow a Nathan's Hot Dag Eating Contest in the Lincoln Bedroom.

• Gavin Newsom signed a law banning ICE agents from wearing masks in California Friday. He has no power over ICE agents. I know one thing about masks, if you're still wearing a Covid mask while driving in your car alone, you do not need that AOC in 2028 bumper sticker on your car, we know.

• Kamala Harris continued making news with her campaign memoir 107 Days during her book tour last weekend. She blames everyone for her $1 billion loss except herself. Rather than calling her book 107 Days, I think a better title for a book written by Kamala Harris is, Nothing Comes to Mind.

• The Heritage Foundation announced plans to grant scholarships to highlight the opportunities that America offers. Just 11 months ago, Trump was working at McDonald's and driving a garbage truck, but last week he was riding in a carriage with the King of England. Never give up on your dreams.

• The Ryder Cup international pro golf matches are held this weekend at Bethpage Black Course on Long Island, staged every two years pitting the US team vs. the World team. This year the stakes are literally high. If the World wins they have to take John Daly, and if the US loses we have to keep him.

• The Daily Oklahoman reports a state legislator proposed a law to require Oklahoma colleges to erect a statue of Charlie Kirk. The legislator knows nothing about Norman. A statue of Charlie on the OU campus is only possible if President Trump awards him with a posthumous Heisman Trophy.

• Walt Disney reported a 3% drop in ticket revenue from Disneyland and Disney World this past year. The theme parks are out of many people's price range. Disneyland is so expensive that it's now cheaper for a family of four to fly to Switzerland, rent a car and ride around the actual Matterhorn.

• Kamala Harris in her memoir 107 Days wrote she picked Tim Walz as her running mate over her preferred VP Pete Buttigieg. Kamala said it's because she thought the country wasn't ready for a black woman and a gay man running the country. Hey, we were fine with the Obamas, weren't we?

• ABC's suspension of Jimmy Kimmel as host of the network's late-night talk show on Tuesday prompted an angry response from the progressives. Liberals are now boycotting Disney just like conservatives have been boycotting Disney for years. It looks like Jimmy has brought the nation together.

• Forbes says Disney lost $1.5 billion in market value since suspending Jimmy Kimmel, losing $3 a share. It's due to protestors selling their Disney stock and cancelling their Disney streaming service. Disney's lost so much money they had to unplug Walt's freezer to pay this month's electric bill.

• Jimmy Kimmel stormed out of ABC into his SUV after his suspension Tuesday for his political comments. The network wasn't patient. Mitzi Shore would watch you perform for three open-mike nights before telling you that don't get enough laughs to be in standup comedy, and ABC gave Jimmy 22 years.

• Illinois Governor JB Pritzker went on MSNBC Sunday to rip Homeland Security for sending ICE into Chicago. To his credit, the governor's been on a crash diet to try to improve his TV image. You know you're way too fat when you go horseback riding and afterwards they have to shoot the horse.

• AOC went on a tasteless rant ripping Charlie Kirk Friday as Rashida Tlaib screamed fascism at GOP members. They're offset by GOP nutcase Members Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Some of the women Members are very entertaining, but they should have been committed 3 or 4 cats ago.

• Democratic ex-Senator Joe Manchin is on TV plugging his book Dead Center—In Defense of Common Sense. For me, it might as well be written in Chinese. Sometimes I think I have the same common sense as most people, then at other times I put my shoes on before my pants and reality sets in.

• President Trump in his press conference in England Thursday made such a strong case for free speech it may have loosened up Britain's law outlawing jokes about immigration. That very day a dozen goats arrived at the beach at Dover aboard a rubber dinghy. Great, the wives are coming over now.

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