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• ABC’s West Wing star Martin Sheen gave an impassioned speech to the strike rally in Hollywood in which he noted the grave danger America is in due to the bitter political divide. He’s always been a man ahead of his time. Forty-five years ago Martin Sheen was in Apocalypse Now and today we all are.
• The Gallup Poll says that seventy-seven percent of Americans think President Biden is too old to serve a second term. He must get really tired of being reminded about his age. Biden toured the Florida hurricane damage with FEMA workers and the cadaver dogs followed him around everywhere.
• President Biden traveled down to Florida to get a look at the damage caused by Hurricane Idalia Saturday. He spoke to reporters amid the rubble and he was amazingly articulate and in command. In an effort to reverse his mental decline Joe has been receiving blood transfusions from Keith Richards.
• The White House battled reporters Thursday who questioned Biden’s performance in consoling Maui fire victims by comparing it to his kitchen fire twenty years ago. Nevertheless, help is on the way. The Administration just approved four hundred million in disaster relief to victims of kitchen fires.
• Montana police acted on a radio call from an undercover drug agent Thursday and pulled over a truck on a rural road and found four pounds of crystal meth in the glove box. This would never happen in the South. You never buy crystal meth from a guy with a full set of teeth, he’s obviously a cop.
• Chris Rock escaped the quagmire of the rain-soaked Burning Man Festival Saturday by walking six miles and hitchhiking his way to Reno. He was picked up in the desert by some guys in a pickup truck. Chris’s many years of working road clubs told him this was the time and place for the Biden jokes.
• Dick’s Sporting Goods reported a twenty-two percent drop in profits Tuesday which they blamed on merchandise stolen by flash mobs. The mobs invade a store together, grab the most valuable goods and steal away with everything. I once saw a movie along the same lines called How the West Was Won.
• Oregon’s Teachers Union attacked high school math, claiming white supremacy manifests itself in finding the right answers. It could be true. A typical math question at Beverly High asks kids if George is seventy-eight years old and his girlfriend is twenty-two, how much money does George have?
• The New York Department of Health urged New Yorkers to get the new Covid vaccine shot upon its FDA approval next week to battle a new variant. Its risk may be worth the unintended benefits. When critics say that the Covid vaccine alters your DNA, I hope many people see that as an opportunity.
• President Biden will arrive in India for the G-20 Summit in India’s capital city of New Delhi on Friday which is also India’s movie capital. I recently discovered here in West Hollywood that movies made in India don’t conform to reality. I started dancing in my grocery store aisle and nobody joined in.
• President Biden flew to Philadelphia on Monday to give a Labor Day speech to a parade of union workers and give his support for working men and women. That’s old school. Labor Day is the day we pay tribute to American corporations for keeping the Chinese population gainfully employed.
• The White House doubled down on Covid vaccinations last week, urging every American to get the new jab once it’s approved. There’s an easy way to tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren’t wearing a mask. Ask them who won the 2020 election.
• Dr. Anthony Fauci went on CNN Monday to deliver his opinions on likely public reaction to the new variant of Covid in circulation and he said he feared many people wouldn’t comply with mask mandates. Fauci retired as head of the National Institute of Health last year. Public opinion retired him.
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