
• President Biden at first worked in a non-partisan way with Governor Ron DeSantis to clean up after Idalia. But the next day, Biden blamed it all on climate change. Polls show half of Democrats blamed the hurricane on climate change, while the other half blamed the hurricane on Trump's sharpie.
• Elvis Presley's Graceland Mansion in Memphis is opening an exhibition of Elvis's memorabilia and belongings in London this month for viewing. Last weekend, Elvis's Smith and Wesson revolver sold for two hundred thousand dollars. It's especially valuable because it was also used as a TV remote.
• The Price Is Right legendary star Bob Barker passed away in Los Angeles last week at the age of ninety-nine and he requested no funeral be held. The game show ran for decades exploiting human greediness. Now that Bob Barker's gone the only original Price Is Right stars are Joe and Hunter Biden.
• Hurricane Idalia roared into the Florida Big Bend resulting in flooding and power outages and downed trees. Hey that's nothing. Ten days ago, Southern California was struck by an earthquake and a hurricane at the same time. This never happened until the Covid vaccine was forced on everybody.
• The State Department issued a statement declaring that prosperity in Central America is the key to regional stability and security. Tuesday President Biden hosted Costa Rica's president at the White House. It is the first meeting between the leader of the banana republic and the president of Costa Rica.
• The White House reports President Biden will mark the World Trade Center attack anniversary at an Alaskan air base en route to Vietnam. Fifty years after the war, there are now two hundred McDonald's restaurants in Vietnam. With every order of French fries, the body count continues to rise.
• A Chicago White Sox game was interrupted by gunfire Friday the same time a shooter scattered a high school football crowd in Oklahoma. There were four other mass shootings in thirty-six hours nationwide. Mass shootings have become so commonplace that Trump's reported weight is bigger news.
• The Washington Commanders said the team won't be renamed the Redskins. Washington was built on land seized from Loyalists who seized it from Indians and the national cemetery was seized from Robert E. Lee. At the very least, I think the Commanders sideline mascot should be Julius Seizure.
• Florida Governor Ron DeSantis worked with President Biden to rush relief to Florida residents made homeless by Hurricane Idalia. However Ron DeSantis gave Biden a dose of his own medicine when Ron ruled that looters will be shot. I say enough of this partisan prosecution of the opposing party.
• Forbes magazine reports that a record number of American families vacationed in Europe this summer. My neighbor's children just got back from their family's vacation to Greece and Rome and they couldn't wait to tell me about the ancient ruins they saw. They showed me photos of six pay phones.
• Martha Stewart gave People magazine a list of etiquette tips for travelers. I'm often impressed by the politeness I see here in West Hollywood. Last week I had to take a bus to go pick up my car at the dealership service bay and I saw a little old lady stand up in the bus and give her seat to a pregnant man.
• Tucker Carlson says Barack Obama had gay sex and smoked crack while he ran for president in 2008. Tucker backed his claim quoting a book by Barack's alleged gay lover Larry Sinclair. That would mean Barack didn't just Keep Hope Alive, he was keeping it up for three straight days and nights.
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