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• Charlie Sheen stars in a Netflix documentary in which he is able to cheerfully confess his past misbehavior now that he's seven years sober. He's a medical miracle. When you consider all the drugs Charlie took and alcohol he drank, it's amazing to me that the only thing he had removed were his kids.
• The Supreme Court ruled for President Trump's right to cancel $800 million in DEI grants to the NIH. The culture war between Traditional America and Rainbow America asks every man to take sides based on your answer to one question. Would you rather see Sydney Sweeney or Sidney's Weenie?
• Marco Rubio froze work visas for all migrants wanting to drive commercial trucks. An illegal alien from India who knows no English caused a fatal accident while driving an 18-wheeler. He was given his truck driving license in California, where Stevie Wonder is now a licensed air traffic controller.
• The White House was silent on peace talk progress between Putin and Zelensky Thursday but the Russians bombed an American coffee maker factory in Kiev. That was risky of them. Destroying our coffee makers could be the final straw that brings Americans into the war, well AA members anyway.
• The FDA warned that radioactive Cesium 137 was detected in Wal-Mart shrimp that arrived at the Port of Long Beach. The radioactive shrimp was shipped here from Indonesia but Jakarta is not to blame. The fact that the shipping company can't store dirty bombs safely wasn't Indonesia's fault.
• President Trump handed out burgers to the National Guard in Washington DC on Thursday and greeted hundreds of armed soldiers. Trump was visiting the most crime-infested area of the nation's capital. It's a shame when a president needs this many bodyguards just to walk into Congress.
• President Trump vowed last week to issue an executive order to end mail-in ballots in federal elections ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. Talk about voter suppression. Before leaving office in January Joe Biden knelt at Arlington National Cemetery and thanked everybody for their votes in 2020.
• JD Vance advised Governor Newsom to focus on the issues that concern Americans and stop trying to imitate Trump. Gavin's been posting in all caps like Trump and saying outrageous things copying Trump's style. Today Gavin ordered an aide to shoot off his ear during his next outdoor speech.
• Car & Driver says 8.1 million new cars were sold in the US in the first half of 2025, a major gain. There are too many gadgets in today's cars for this Baby Boomer. Today at the supermarket I was backing my car out of a parking spot and it started playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
• The Texas legislature was finally able to get past the Democrat delays and pass redistricting that'll add 5 GOP seats to Congress next election. Trump desperately needs all five. If the Democrats take control of Congress, they will name a licensed proctologist to head the House Oversight Committee.
• Israel called up 60,000 reservists on Wednesday ahead of an all-out planned invasion of Gaza City. A spokesperson at Stonewall called on all gay men in Gaza to come out of the closet. They pointed out there are no roofs left in Gaza to be thrown off, and it won't hurt much from the top of a tent.
• Oklahoma's School Superintendent said teacher applicants from California and New York will be screened by a 50-question test to weed out woke indoctrination. The last question on the test asks the teacher applicant to name one country that's greater than America. If they name one, they fail.
• The Wall Street Journal reports Elon Musk dropped plans to form the American Party and instead will support JD Vance for president in 2028. Elon waited three months to announced this. He needed 90 days to recall all Teslas and fireproof them before revealing he will remain a Republican.
• JD Vance went to Union Station in Washington DC Wednesday to thank the National Guard troops for patrolling the streets. Democrats are furious. Senator Chuck Schumer says he's never felt like he was in danger while walking the streets of Washington and neither have his six bodyguards.
• President Trump laid low Wednesday as Ukraine-Russia peace negotiations were held behind the scenes and off-camera. He only surfaced on the new White House social patio to test the sound system by blasting his favorite songs. He got a call from the DC riots asking him to turn down the music.
• The White House was tight-lipped Wednesday after Russia tamped down expectations of peace progress in Ukraine. I remember when Egypt lost the 1973 war with Israel when they followed the Russians' military advice. They told the Egyptians to retreat to their capital and wait for winter to set in.
• The PGA announced their 2026 PGA Tour include Trump's Doral National Golf Club course in Miami. The Saudi LIV Tour will hold a tournament at Trump National outside DC. Achieving a peace deal between the Saudi Tour and PGA Tour is the next item on Trump's plan to get into Heaven.
• Men's Health advised restricting calorie intake to 2,500 calories a day to lose weight. I go for a run at 12 noon and 10 pm to keep my weight down to 152 pounds, not that I have anything better to do late at night. Everything I love is either fattening, expensive, illegal or won't return my phone calls.
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