Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Trump told Fox and Friends Tuesday he hopes if he can end the Ukraine War it will help him get into heaven. He already lives with a supermodel in a $400 million private club he owns in Palm Beach next to his own golf course. Even if he gets into heaven it's bound to be a disappointment.

• Prince William's billionaire pal Sinjay Kapur died of anaphylactic shock Monday after a bee flew inside his mouth and bit him during a polo match. It just adds to an insurance salesman's pitch. While the odds that a bee will fly into your mouth and kill you during a polo match are low, they're never zero.

• The FDA halted shipments of WalMart shrimp from Indonesia at the Port of Long Beach on Tuesday after the shrimp tested radioactive. The FDA found traces of Cesium-137. The shrimp may be even more dangerous than thought because the Cesium-137 turns into Cesium-197 with the tariff.

• California Governor Gavin Newsom began imitating President Trump's twitter posting style by using capital letters freely to emphasize the arguments he wants to make against the Trump economy. California leads every state in the country in unemployment. Even wildfires have to find work in Canada.

• Fox News showed 70,000 Buddhist monks gathered together in Cambodia Tuesday chanting to nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for settling the war between Cambodia and Thailand. He ended a war in Southeast Asia. We should have sent Trump to Vietnam when we had the chance in 1964.

• CBS News reports realtors in rural Northwest Arkansas are marketing a community they call Return to the Land that allows only white residents who pass a background check to live there. I don't understand why they chose that name for the development. Was New Utah already copyrighted?

• The Democratic National Committee was reported running perilously low on operating funds Tuesday after they had to pay off the $15 million remaining on Kamala Harris's ill-fated bid to be elected president in 2024. I don't think it's all bad news. The DNC will get half that back on bottle returns.

• Star Wars original star Mark Hamill said Tuesday he nearly moved to England or to Ireland to escape life under Trump but he's staying in the U.S. Opinionated celebrities always find the right place to land. Ireland took in Rosie O'Donnell, England took in Ellen and Burger King took in Hamill.

• Oklahoma's School Superintendent plans to screen teacher applicants from California with an America-first exam to weed out woke. My case was the reverse. In Oklahoma I was raised a good patriot watching Bob Hope on TV before I moved to L.A. in 1976 and was radicalized by Richard Pryor.

• MSNBC's fired host Joy Reid declared Tuesday that the white man never invented anything in America. I hang my head in shame. Other than inventing the steamboat, railroad, telegraph, telephone, the airplane, movies, TV, the computer chip, the computer, the Internet, Windows, the iPhone and Facebook we've been nothing but a bunch of freeloaders since we stole North America from the Indians.

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