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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published August 19, 2025

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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Spectrum News reported that the loss of Hollywood movie production to cheaper locations has resulted in studio cutbacks, empty sound stages, and filmmakers looking for any work at all. Michael Moore just joined the Washington D.C. National Guard hoping somebody might throw a sandwich at him.

Washington D.C. federal attorney Jeanine Pirro ordered a DOJ lawyer arrested for throwing a Subway sandwich at an FBI agent during the Washington D.C. street protest. He was protesting against Trump federalizing the D.C. police. He's being formally charged with Assault with a Deli Weapon.

NPR reported Saturday that hundreds of protestors took to the streets of Washington D.C. to protest the federal takeover of the D.C. police. The federal authorities on Friday declared an 11:00 pm curfew for anybody under age 18. This affects unruly teenagers and anyone on the Epstein Client List.

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is proposing changes in the management of the Grizzly Bear population that would allow California to protect more of them. Researchers just said that California could support up to 1,700 Grizzly Bears. It's certainly a bold solution to the homeless problem.

The Washington Post reported on Washington D.C. protests Sunday revealing that Ohio, South Carolina and West Virginia are contributing their National Guard troops to patrol the nation's capital. I think D.C. is the perfect place for the National Guard. Just like the politicians they work 3 days a month.

The FDA warns Americans not to use sunblock that's marketed in mousse or foam including Super Goop. Progressives argue that using sunblock is racist because it keeps you white, and the stronger it is the more racist you are. SPF 5 is for well-intentioned liberals and SPF 40 is Hitler strength.

The New York Post reports a huge upsurge in U.S. Marine recruitment numbers since Trump took office. I know the official mascot of the U.S. Marine Corps is the Bulldog, but hear me out. Last month, a pig in Australia stole 18 beers from sleeping campers, got drunk and picked a fight with a cow.

Home Depot in suburban Los Angeles was raided by ICE agents Friday a day after ICE swept migrants off the sidewalk at City Hall. If a Latino can throw or hit a 95-mile-an-hour fastball, you can immigrate here no problem. But if you can't, you have to run 95 miles an hour once you get here.

Hillary Clinton said Friday if President Trump is able to get Vladimir Putin to agree to a peace deal and end the Ukraine war she herself will nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace prize. It wouldn't be a close vote. A Russian hasn't won the Nobel Peace Prize since Josef Stalin won it in 1953 just for dying.

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