Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Bobby Kennedy says teenage boys are so out of shape they have less testosterone than a 68-year-old man. Trump this week ordered all schools to bring back the President's Physical Fitness Test. The first fitness test takes place tonight in Washington D.C. to see if teens can outrun the National Guard.

• Conde Nast reported a survey released by the Cruise Ship Victims Association which revealed that 400 people have disappeared at sea since 2000. I can list all 400 tossed overboard. Ten bucks says that 399 of them were cruise ship comedians who opened with a Klinghoffer joke, and Klinghoffer.

• Jimmy Kimmel says he's planning to move to Italy to escape from the U.S. government. It's an old Italian success story. When Lucky Luciano arrived in the U.S. from Italy at age of 10 in 1907, he had one nickel in his pocket, and by the time he was deported 40 years later he was worth $50 million.

• Las Vegas Raiders ex-coach Jon Gruden won a victory in the Nevada Supreme Court against the NFL. The coach claims in 2021 the NFL leaked emails from 2011 to force him to quit. The NFL deemed Jon's emails to be racist, sexist and homophobic and during the Obama Era, what wasn't?

• President Trump federalized the Washington D.C. police force Monday and sent in the National Guard to patrol. Opponents are threatening violent civil unrest in the city. I sure hope the rioters don't locate and destroy the IRS Headquarters, at 1111 Constitution Avenue NW Washington DC 20224.

• The National Guard is preparing for possible riots in Washington D.C. this week along the line of the Rodney King riots, the George Floyd riots and the anti-ICE uprising in L.A. I participated in those. I'm so white that every time L.A. rioted I went downtown and broke into Best Buy and bought a TV.

• The White House unleashed U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro on the media Tuesday who called out opponents of federalizing D.C. police for coddling criminals. The number-one concern is street crime. White collar crime in Washington D.C. nosedived 10 days ago when the House and the Senate adjourned.

• Senator Adam Schiff was accused by an Intel Committee whistleblower of leaking classified data in 2017 to try to frame Trump. He's also under probe for real estate fraud. If Adam had just stayed with the group and kept his crimes to insider trading, no one in Washington would have noticed.

• European leaders appealed to President Trump to guard Europe's security interests when he meets with Putin in Alaska Friday. In a related story, Germany's Chancellor just vowed to change its constitution to allow Germany to have Europe's biggest army. What could possibly go wrong?

• Mexico's government expelled 26 leading Mexican drug cartel members recently rounded up by Mexican cops and flew them to the U.S. for incarceration. I think that Mexico should stop exporting cocaine into the U.S. for a month. Then it will be the Americans who are climbing the wall.

• Fox Business Channel reported that the U.S. National Debt officially reached $37 trillion. Fiscal responsibility isn't exactly the rule in Washington. The U.S. Postal Service just reported losing $2.1 billion in the last quarter, making it by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.

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