
• The Chicago White Sox continued playing against Oakland Friday while gunfire rang out in the bleachers. A woman had smuggled a gun into the stadium hidden inside a fold in her belly fat and it went off accidentally, wounding her. Never think that people in other countries don't tell American jokes.
• Hugh Hefner's last wife Crystal said during Playboy Mansion orgies he took so much Viagra he went deaf in one ear, and really couldn't hear at all. He died just weeks before the Me-Too movement erupted. Hef was warned over and over that exploiting young women for sex is wrong, but did he listen?
• President Biden saw a poll Monday which said sixty-nine percent of Americans think he's too old for a second term. Putin is also beginning to slip. It was embarrassing last Tuesday when Putin told his cabinet it's a shame about Yevgeny Prighozin's plane crash, and an aide interjected, that's tomorrow.
• The White House advised Americans to get the new Covid vaccine shot being developed by Pfizer for September FDA approval to battle a new strain the CDC calls Eris Variant. I think the vaccines should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccines are safe, if they don't the country is safe.
• The National Archive released five thousand Joe Biden emails in which Joe used six fake names for six hidden e-mail accounts to coordinate millions in money transfers from foreign countries into twenty shell bank accounts. It has one legal consequence. There goes Joe's diminished capacity defense.
• White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dodged a reporter's question Tuesday about the fairness of biological men being allowed to compete in women's sports. This controversy has reached the hip-hop world. Chris Brown just came out as transgender, reasoning if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
• The Detroit News reported United Auto Workers contract talks with automakers begin Thursday involving one-hundred-fifty thousand autoworkers at Ford. GM and Stellantis. The UAW wants a forty-six percent pay increase and a thirty-two hour work week. Who do they think they are, Congress?
• The Daily Oklahoman reports that gunfire broke out in the stands at an Oklahoma high school football game between Choctaw and Del City Friday. It coincided with four U.S. mass shootings in 36 hours. Gangland Draft Day is coming up in October and everybody is showcasing to play for Chicago.
• Homeland Security identified a smuggler with ties to the Mideast terror group ISIS smuggling men into the U.S. from Mexico. My guess is, they're moving to the U.S. because Syria is too peaceful for them. I once had a job interview with ISIS and they asked me where I see myself exploding in five years.
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