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• NCAA women's swimming champion Riley Gaines hailed new laws banning transgender women from competing in sports outside their biological sex. Most comedians in Hollywood are too scared to joke about transgender issues. However I cheerfully identify as a Jackass and my pronouns are He/Haw.
• The Weather Channel reports the storm that hit the West Coast Sunday was the opening act of the El Nino fall and winter condition that batters the U.S. every nine years from the South Pacific. This system does not kid around. Hurricane Hillary made landfall Sunday, destroying thirty thousand e-mails.
• Southern California had heavy flooding in the desert cities from Hurricane Hillary Sunday and Los Angeles got four inches of rain. Things got back to normal on Monday, and the sun came back out. I swear it never fails in this town — you wash your car one day, and the next day, you hit a pedestrian.
• Car and Driver reported that in September Rolls Royce is set to introduce its most expensive car ever made, the Drop Tail Roadster, which will be priced at thirty million dollars each. Only four of the cars will be made. The interior is so luxurious that the cup holder is an Englishman named Reginald.
• The Labor Department just fined Hostess Brands three hundred thousand dollars for workplace negligence and improper training after an employee severed his finger while making Twinkies. They tried to make it up to him. On the upside, Hostess just named a new product after the employee, Pinkie's.
• The New York Post reports the New York Mets infuriated their fan base by trading away all their name players at the trading deadline in order to start over in 2024. It can only help. Let's face it, the New York Mets couldn't hit anything if you piled them all into a Tesla and set the thing on auto-pilot.
• Hunter Biden was seen on a video Monday with his dad at a Euro security meeting in 2013 that Ukraine's leader refused to join. So the CIA overthrew him, resulting in 10 years of upheaval and war. America's problem is we see ourselves as Dennis Quaid and the rest if the world sees us as Randy Quaid.
• Vladimir Putin was reported Monday making plans for his re-election for president of Russia in 2024 despite public anger over the Ukraine war. Russian General Surovikin was just recalled from Ukraine and ordered to stay silent and remain in his residence. And to stay on the ground floor, for now.
• President Biden's re-election campaign released a series of TV ads that attacked Trump voters as dangerous to our democracy on Monday. The same day, like clockwork, the CDC issued a brand-new Covid scare, which could result in millions more votes for Biden. And you can take that to the post office.
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