Jewish World Review August 2, 2004 / 15 Menachem-Av, 5764

Joanne Jacobs

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Summer Reading: Grim Lit, Un-Purple Prose | Is it 1984 yet?

Amritas, a linguistics professor and blogger in Hawaii, wonders about the timing of the campaign sponsored by the National Council of Teachers of English.

The National Council of Teachers of English (NCTE) is sponsoring a nationwide reading and discussion of George Orwell’s classic novel "1984" this October. Educators and students in high schools, colleges and universities, and citizens in libraries, community organizations and book discussion groups, are invited to read the book and discuss its prophetic nature and what it might teach us about life in the contemporary United States.

Actually, I think George Orwell would have been able to tell the difference between Usama bin Laden and John Ashcroft.

Grim Lit

Why are children's books so grim? In The Spectator, Rachel Johnson complains that British children's literature these days is all too devoted to sex and social issues. Instead of reading  Anne of Green Gables and The Secret Garden, her daughter reads about a child who smears the walls with excrement, children who cope with a manic-depressive mother, a girl dumped in a dustbin at birth, etc.

For example, there’s Doing It by Melvin Burgess, about three boys learning about sex. Johnson quotes from the blurb:

"Dino really fancies fit, sexy Jackie but she just won't give him what he wants. Jonathan likes Deborah, but she's a bit fat -- what will his mates say? Ben's been secretly shagging his teacher for ages. He used to love it, but what if he wants to stop?"

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Too many children’s book are grim, not just dark, Johnson writes:

Melvin Burgess also wrote Smack about two 14-year-olds who run away from their alcoholic, abusive and/or strict parents and become heroin addicts. It does sound depressing.

My daughter read a lot of social issues books -- she must have read a dozen about dyslexia -- in her youth, but they were lighter than this: The homeless girl would be a friend, not the main character. The crazy mother would be offstage after the first chapter, replaced by the difficult but basically decent grandmother.

She also read Anne of Green Gables, The Secret Garden and the like. These books aren’t all sweetness and light, by any means. Anne is an orphan sent to live with strangers who want a boy to work on their farm. Mary is a neglected child who's orphaned; her cousin is a neglected invalid. In Little Women, the father is away fighting in the Civil War. Beth dies. Yet these books are hopeful.

Unpurple Prose

A self-appointed censor is rewriting a series of mystery books in a Utah library, reports the Salt Lake City Tribune.

Davis County library officials are facing a mystery that only Jessica Fletcher could solve.

It seems a library patron has been busy crossing out the "hells" and "damns" in books based on the the popular ''Murder, She Wrote'' TV series and changing them to "hecks" and "darns."

The only clue is that the censor uses a purple pen.

Who's a Jeopardy Genius?

Ken Jennings has won more than $1.3 million answering questions on Jeopardy. Is he a genius? Howard Gardner, Mr. Multiple Intelligences, tells the New York Times that Jennings has great "verbal linguistic memory,'' and probably a logical, organized mind. Also he has the "inter- and intrapersonal intelligence" (people smarts) to be a great bluffer.

Jonathan Plucker, a cognitive scientist at Indiana University who runs a site on intelligence, suggests intelligence may be a general ability "translatable from one field to another."

(Plucker) said he was quite impressed after watching Mr. Jennings compete. "He was playing the other competitors as much as he was playing the board," Dr. Plucker said, by making guesses, holding back at certain times, acting confident. "This guy was clearly good at contextual sorts of intelligence," which is to say, reading the situation and the rules, in addition to having the necessary knowledge.

I don't normally watch the show but I saw Jennings clean up last week. The guys is cool under pressure. I got one question he missed. Saul's hometown is Tarsus, not Damascus. Sure, he was on the road to Damascus when he was converted, but he wasn't heading home.

I was on my high school’s It’s Academic team in 1970. We won the first round, but lost in the second to New Trier West, which went on to win the Chicago-area championship. They had a red-haired sophomore who kept answering questions before the announcer had finishing asking them. At my 20th high school reunion, I got together with my It’s Academic team mates. “Do you remember that kid from New Trier West?” Mike asked. Brad remembered his name.

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JWR contributor Joanne Jacobs, a former Knight-Ridder columnist and San Jose Mercury News editorial writer, blogs daily at She is currently finishing a book, Start-Up High, about a San Jose charter school. Comment by clicking here.


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