Jewish World Review August 20, 2004 / 3 Elul, 5764
important news ....
The Dallas Cowboys got sued by the players' union for
releasing Quincy Carter for flunking a drug test. When did they
get so strict? This is a team that moved its summer training camp
to Thousand Oaks because Betty Ford wouldn't let them run a tab.
The Los Angeles School District was reported Monday to be
embarrassed by low SAT scores this year. In other words, mission
accomplished. The city wants to make sure that high-paying jobs in
the television industry will never move to India.
John Kerry flew his personal stylist to Oregon Saturday to
trim his hair. It had to be done during the day. The western power
grid cannot generate enough kilowatts to light up the Las Vegas
Strip and dry John Kerry's hair at the same time.
John Kerry drank a few beers at a Boston bar with a reporter
doing a story on him for Gentleman's Quarterly. He's trying to be
a regular guy. Last week he even lowered the glass partition
between him and his driver when he went mountain biking.
Arizona will vote in November whether to require proof of citizenship to vote or get welfare. No one knows if illegal aliens would vote Democrat or Republican. John Kerry may offer free health care, but President Bush crosses borders illegally.
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