Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Astronomer CEO Andy Byron stepped down Monday after he was caught by the jumbo tron at a Coldplay concert cheating on his wife with his HR chief. It's all well and good to laugh at the tech CEO. But how awkward would it be for you if your friends and family found out you liked Coldplay.

• DNI chief Tulsi Gabbard says she has evidence Obama altered a CIA report after Trump won in 2016 in order to frame Trump as a Russian asset. It gets worse. In the off-season, Barack trains WNBA players on how to use their elbows to knock Caitlin Clark out of the game without drawing a foul.

• House Democrats demanded a congressional investigation of CBS Monday for its decision to cancel Stephen Colbert and his Late Show to see if Trump was behind it. It's a lesson to Putin. It IS possible to simply cancel a comedian that annoys you, you don't have to destroy his entire country.

• CBS replied to Democrats angry over the Late Show's cancellation that the show was costing CBS Paramount shareholders $40 million a year. The administrative state is impervious to realities. The Post Office last year lost $10 billion, and it was by far the most profitable branch of the U.S. government.

• The American Dental Society reported this week that dental avoidance is the top cause of gum disease and tooth decay. It's a common phobia. Jimmy Kimmel was dozing in the dentist's waiting room Monday and nearly jumped out of his chair when the receptionist announced, Jimmy, you're next!

• President Trump will go to Scotland this weekend for four days of golf. The U.S. and Britain have progressed through history together. Since the 1607 settlement at Jamestown, we've progressed from wooden shafts to steel shafts to graphite shafts and now today, any Republican can hit the ball 300 yards.

• President Trump called for the Washington Redskins and Cleveland Indians to re-claim their old names. A huge majority of Indians regard the team names as symbolic of Indian valor and tribal heritage. You have to admit it's a lot less controversial than rooting for the Kansas City Crackers.

• The White House celebrated President Trump's 6th month in office Monday citing the secure border, tax cuts, revenue pouring in from tariffs and peace deals. But Ellen and Rosie moved to the UK because of Trump's election and in addition a lot more are moving to Mexico. Not by choice, though.

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