Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President George W. Bush's National Security Advisor Condi Rice went on Fox News to praise the U.S. military and Trump for last week's air strike. It made my mind wander. How I'd love to time travel back to 2001 just to tell Dick Cheney that the Host of The Apprentice will be the one to bomb Iran.

• President Trump erupted in anger and dropped an F-bomb directed at Israel and Iran for last-minute cease-fire violations Monday. The aggravation just never ends. The next day, a U.S. District judge ruled that President Trump dropping the F-Bomb without consulting Congress was unconstitutional.

• President Trump told TV reporters the purpose of the B-2 attack on Iran was to disable Iran's nuclear capabilities, and that regime change must come from within. I've got an idea for regime change. I think the Ayatollah should run for mayor of New York City, the latest evidence shows he'd win.

• President Trump tried not to laugh onstage at the NATO Summit on Tuesday when the NATO Secretary General praised him for the B-2 raid on Iran and referred to Trump as Daddy. The NATO leaders roared in approval. They called him Daddy because they expect him to pay for everything.

• The Supreme Court issued a ruling allowing Homeland Security to deport illegal immigrants to a third country if their country of origin refuses to take them back. I have the solution. You'd think if any nation would feel obligated to take back an immigrant that ICE deported it would be Iceland.

• Shout TV acquired new Johnny Carson Tonight Shows that begin airing on cable July 1st. So much has changed since the three-network era. In those days, a comic made the news in L.A. if you did a shot on Carson and killed but today you only make the news in L.A. if you get shot in Carson and killed.

• Southern California vice mayor of the city of Cudahy Cynthia Gonzalez is under FBI investigation after she posted a message urging violent L.A. gangs to join the resistance to ICE raids. It's a lost cause. President Trump saw the story while he was watching his favorite cable sports channel, ESPN Deportes.

• President Trump enjoyed a hero's welcome for his peace efforts at a NATO summit in Holland this week. He's been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize and he may deserve it. The red button on the president's desk that used to launch a nuclear attack now summons the butler to bring him a Diet Coke.

• CNN attempted to downplay damage done to Iran's nuclear facilities by Trump's B-2 bombing raid. The nuclear facilities were obliterated because the twelve 30,000-pound bombs were dropped precisely down the ventilation shafts. Afterwards the look on Wile E. Coyote's face was priceless.

• The Oakland Athletics broke ground Monday for their new stadium on the Las Vegas Strip. In other additions, the Las Vegas City Council just allowed 19 cannabis lounges to open on the Strip. I'm totally surprised the hotels would risk losing all the money they make at the All You Can Eat Buffets.

• New York Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani defeated Andrew Cuomo in a huge upset in the New York mayoral primary. He's a Harvard educated Muslim former rapper who was born in Uganda. The Democratic National Committee promptly broke the world speed record claiming he was born in Hawaii.

• Socialist Zohran Mamdani won the Democratic nomination for New York Mayor on Tuesday. His bio says he's a South Asian from Uganda and he's a long-time advocate of Palestinian rights, a strict Muslim and he's pro-choice. Gay people can choose between an 8th story window and a 9th story window.

• Fox News reports that a mediator in Trump's lawsuit against CBS' 60 Minutes proposed a $20 million settlement. It's for editing a Kamala interview last year to make her look less drunk and more presidential. It's a crime if the video editor doesn't win this year's MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant.

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