Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Weather Channel reports a massive heat dome is hovering over the Eastern Seaboard that's sending temperatures into triple digits from Washington, DC, up to New York. The climate's a little different out West. In California there are street signs in Spanish warning pedestrians to Watch for Ice.

• The Los Angeles Dodgers made news last weekend by donating $1 million to help illegal aliens trying to evade capture and deportation by ICE. This could have ominous consequences. President Trump just warned that the Los Angeles Dodgers are just weeks away from acquiring a nuclear weapon.

• Florida is planning to build a migrant detention center in an old airfield in the middle of the Everglades and nickname it Alligator Alcatraz. They dare not go near the banks. Last year there, a gator ate an 88-year-old grandmother, who loved nothing more than feeding the ducks and taking LSD.

• An L.A. County vice mayor of Cudahy posted a message urging the gangs to resist ICE and join the protests. Gangs can't be impressed with the protestors. We just replaced our Palestinian flags with Mexican flags, now we have to find Iranian flags, after we replaced our Ukrainian flags with Pride flags.

• The Oklahoma City Thunder won the first NBA title Sunday in history defeating the Indiana Pacers in Game 7. It's hilarious that the NBA Championship Trophy is sitting in Oklahoma. When the political gods give New York, L.A., San Francisco and Boston a long year, it lasts the entire 12 months.

• Andrew Cuomo led in some polls for the Democratic nomination for New York Mayor Tuesday despite past groping charges of his female staffers while governor. It included some misunderstandings. While in office, Governor Cuomo was punched in the elevator by a busty woman after she asked him to Press One.

• Democratic Congressman Al Green's motion to impeach Trump for not consulting Congress ahead of the B-2 bombing raid was tabled by a vote of 344-79. Consultation just wasn't doable. Trump couldn't tell Congress about the B-2 bombing raid ahead of time or a judge would have turned the planes around.

• The House began hearings Tuesday to determine the extent of Joe Biden's mental decline in office. There's no public interest in Joe after the last five action-packed months of Trump. Joe is now seen as a four-year intermission before the movie premiere of Episode II-Revenge of the Anglo-Saxons.

• President Trump unleashed his fury at both Israel and Iran Monday for late-hour breaches in his cease-fire he brokered. Post deadline, the U.S. Navy intercepted a missile headed for Israel and a missile headed for Iran. The Navy broke Deion Sanders' record of two interceptions in 2 minutes.

• The Supreme Court ruled criminal illegals can be deported to other countries other than their countries of origin if the home countries won't take them back. I know how unwanted returnees feel. I told a Dick Cheney joke in Oklahoma in 2008 and I'm still waiting for the statute of limitations to expire.

• President Trump exploded at both Israel and Iran Monday for violations of the cease fire he'd brokered. Trump's B-2 raid met with some bi-partisan criticism in the House for not consulting Congress. Jasmine Crockett and Marjorie Taylor Greene complained that they received no intelligence.

• President Trump and NATO leaders sought to find a way to attain a Russia-Ukraine peace deal Monday. Seeing the group photo gave me a theory about the B-2 bombing. I think two weeks ago Trump bet Rubio $10 he could do something that made Zelensky show up at the NATO summit in a coat and tie.

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