Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• Dodgers owner Mark Walter bought the Lakers from the six Buss siblings for $10 billion. Johnny Buss now owns The Ice House, Pasadena's legendary comedy club. Last week. my old pal the great Paul Rodriguez played The Ice House just to show the young Hispanic comics it's not a detention center.

• The Hollywood Reporter reports Disney's Pixar-animated film Elio suffered the worst opening weekend at the box office of any Pixar movie in history. But it might do a lot better overseas. Elio is such a bomb that Trump is threatening to release it in Iran if they don't come to the negotiating table.

• President Trump arrived in the Netherlands for the meeting of NATO country's leaders Tuesday fresh on the heels of his B-2 bombing raid on Iran that has destroyed Iran's nuclear capability. The spectacular raid achieved Trump's primary goals. Iran was able to save face, but Greenland surrendered.

• House Democrats ripped Trump for bombing Iran without Congress voting on it. The B-2 raid and explosions and Tomahawk missile attacks ended at 3:00 PDT when Trump announced both sides agreed to a cease-fire. You see, under Trump it's never a war, it's just a negotiation with special effects.

• President Trump followed up the B-2 raid Monday announcing a cease-fire deal between Israel and Iran and pronounced an end to what he called the 12-Day War. It so happens that the bunker-buster bomb is made by Boeing. At long last, Americans got to cheer a Boeing that crashes into the earth.

• Senator Chuck Schumer ripped Trump for not consulting Congress before the raid although he himself was informed. Some Democrats defended Trump destroying Iran's nuclear facility, saying Hillary would've done the same thing. That's true, but Hillary would have made it look like an accident.

• The Pentagon placed U.S. military bases in the Middle East on high alert Monday in preparation for the reprisal attack by Iran. Nearby American bases are located in Qatar, Syria, UAE, Kuwait, Iraq and the Indian Ocean. They have been located there since we won World War II to end imperialism.

• Pentagon analysts said Monday the B-2 raid couldn't destroy the enriched uranium which Iran carted away 2 weeks before the attack. Satellite photos showed the trucks leaving the sites. Nobody knows the exact place where Iran hid its enriched uranium, except Israel, the CIA, Starlink and Kodak.

• AOC called for Trump's impeachment for not getting congressional approval of Trump's B-2 knockout punch on Iran's nuclear facilities. She expected a public vote on a secret bombing mission. This morning I saw three blondes sitting at Starbucks and they were telling AOC jokes.

• Los Angeles protestors on Monday marched in opposition to the U.S. bombing raid that destroyed Iran's nuclear facilities, waving Iranian flags to demonstrate their opposition to Trump. To me the protest seemed insensitive. I hate it when they put up Iranian decorations before Mexican season is over.

• Senator Alex Padilla wept on the Senate floor as he griped about rough treatment from Kristi Noem's security detail when he tried to crash her press conference. And now Padilla is offended because JD Vance called him Jose. Welcome to the big leagues, Alex, they've been calling Trump Hitler for 10 years.

• U.S. Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett made the news again Friday by declaring that everybody who ever voted for Trump is mentally ill. A G od complex can be very difficult to diagnose, but in Jasmine's case, there it is. Government should not be a work project for otherwise unemployable retards.

• Fox News quoted statistics showing California's homeless population has doubled since Gavin Newsom's been governor. I feel the homeless in L.A. can be put to good use for community benefit. I don't know who needs to hear this but fixed speed-limit enforcement cameras hold 5.5 pounds of copper.

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