Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The View's Whoopi Goldberg ripped Trump's desire to support Israel against Iran. She said Blacks are oppressed in the U.S. worse than the people are oppressed in Iran. It must be weird to hear yourself say if you help the Jews, you hurt the Blacks, when you are Black and you're named Goldberg.

• The Women of the View broke out in cross-talk warfare Wednesday over U.S. policy in bringing down Iran's government. Whoopi said black people in the United States are as oppressed as badly as the people of Iran. It could be worse, they could be as oppressed as badly as Caitlyn Clark is in the WNBA.

• The NCAA removed marijuana and cannabis products from the list of banned substances for all college football post season play and Division One sports championships. My question is, when are they going to start drug testing the contestants who appear on The Price is Right? Nobody is that happy.

• President Trump asked Israel to delay its plan to assassinate Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei Tuesday with a drone. The Ayatollah is an old white guy who wears wireless spectacles and sports a six-inch long gray scraggly beard. I think David Letterman needs to lay low for the next few weeks just to be safe.

• Congresswoman Ilhan Omar posted an angry rant against the U.S. for supporting Israel, calling America the worst country in the world. She came to the U.S. from the great nation of Somalia. In the 2024 Olympics sailing event, Australia took the Gold, England took the Silver and Somalia took the Boat.

• The Ayatollah Khamenei rejected President Trump's call to surrender Wednesday and to give up his nuclear program. His general staff and his war council have been assassinated by targeted drone strikes. The Ayatollah went into hiding on Wednesday and now nobody knows where he is, except Israel.

• President Trump restated Tuesday he wants to rid Iran of its nuclear capability as peacefully as possible. We're bending over backwards for Iran. Last night a U.S. Navy guided missile cruiser in the Mediterranean intercepted an Iranian missile headed for Israel and gave it a scholarship to Harvard.

• Teheran was reported to be a ghost town Wednesday after warnings by the U.S. government to evacuate the capital city. The evacuation is old news from what I see on my jog every day. I think Trump should fly out and make a speech in Beverly Hills in order to speak directly to the Iranian people.

• Iran's warplanes were destroyed on the ground by Israeli drones fired from launchers that had been smuggled inside Iran. It's a case of new technology attacking old technology just like the movie The Terminator and we all know how that turned out. With a governor chasing the maid around the bed.

• President Trump said Iranian officials want to come to the White House to negotiate peace but they don't dare try to fly out of Iran's airspace. The Ayatollah has really toned down his warlike rhetoric in the last week. This morning he led his followers in chanting Explosive Diarrhea to America!

• Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee set up an evacuation plan for Americans in Israel. He's the right man at the right job at the right time. Thank G od Mike Huckabee is Ambassador because this week the entire Middle East needs to hear Mike's pitch and order a three-month supply of Relaxium.

• President Trump caught heat for leaving the G-7 Summit in Canada to deal with the crisis in the Middle East. Trump was up in Canada the same day a Canadian team failed to win the NHL title for the 32nd consecutive year. Perhaps if Canada was the 51st state they'd finally win a Stanley Cup.

• Iran threatened the U.S. with total destruction Wednesday re-iterating Iran's 46 year-long go-to policy. On November 4th 1979, Iran seized the U.S. Embassy in Teheran and they took 52 Americans hostage. Today it's impossible to describe to young people the depths to which some societies hated disco.

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