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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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By Argus Hamilton

Published June 19, 2025

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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President Trump stated Tuesday he knows where Iran's Ayatollah is hiding but he doesn't want to kill him right now. The White House is experiencing the biggest, most startling pendulum swing in leadership in our country's history. In the span of just a few months, we went from Auto-Pen to King.

The Florida Panthers beat the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL final to capture the Stanley Cup for the second straight year. It has been 32 years since a Canadian team won Lord Stanley's Cup. Canada was once the Great White North but today it is better known as The Dallas Cowboys of Hockey.

Oakmont Country Club outside Pittsburgh just hosted one of the toughest U.S. Opens in history when the length of the course and tall rough only allowed one player to end up under par. Long ago, when man cursed and beat on the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

The Apache Tribe in Arizona scored a victory in U.S. court preventing a copper mining company from digging into their Oak Flat burial site. This week the Apaches commemorated the birth date of the legendary Chief Geronimo in 1829. Before he was born, skydivers jumped from planes in silence.

A Daily Mail poll found L.A. the most narcissistic city on earth. As an example, Iran became my enemy the morning of November 4th, 1979, when they seized the U.S. Embassy and took 52 Americans hostage, delaying a feature story about me on The Today Show for 6 LONG weeks. Those dirty bastards. President Trump faced mounting pressure Tuesday to have B-2s drop the Bunker Buster bomb on Iran's uranium enrichment lab 300 feet underground. This should have been settled long ago. I'll always believe President Bush was aiming at Iran in 2003, but he hooked his invasion left into the rough.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu revealed Sunday that Israeli drones are targeted to kill the Ayatollah Khamenei but that Trump nixed the assassination. Not everyone is on the same page. When she heard Trump was sparing the life of the Supreme Leader, Diana Ross regained the will to live.

French President Macron speaking at the G-7 Summit Sunday underlined his differences with Trump over Trump's policy of showdown ultimatum to Iran. Macron is calling for a cease fire to allow the Iranians to negotiate. Instead Macron should send his wife to Teheran to slap some sense into them.

L.A. Mayor Karen Bass lifted the week-long nighttime curfew downtown that was widely ignored by roving street mobs of thieves. There have been no arrests reported during the widespread looting of high-end retail stores. The mayor explained that Apple Store looters need apples to feed their families.

ABC News' fired anchor Terry Moran stood by his incendiary late-night X post ripping Stephen Miller and Trump that got him fired, saying it was not a result of intoxication. I hear that. Moran said when he posted the tweet, he was NOT drunk but it's well known that six drinks triples the size of the Send button.

Elon Musk shared the results of a drug test Tuesday showing no traces of drugs. Yes, it takes two weeks to leave your system, and Elon flipped out 3 weeks ago. In my experience, accusing your best friend the President of being on Epstein's Client List tests positive for the 3rd day of a cocaine run.

No Kings protest organizers announced their next protest will be held on July 17th. I understand the No Kings sentiment, we all got spoiled by four years of No President. In honor of the protests, Burger King just agreed to change its name to The Burger Tollah, but only Trump can order the takeout.

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