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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published June 9, 2025

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
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The Department of Justice vowed to pressure California to ban biological men from women's sports Monday. Just last weekend, a transgender athlete won two girls events and two gold medals at the California High School Track and Field Championships. CNN referred to him as Mostly Female.

Elon Musk posted wild claims against Trump Thursday, and the silliest is Trump's name is on the Epstein client list. It strains credulity. Picture Joe Biden sitting in the Oval Office last year, seeing Trump's name on Epstein's client list and saying, I can't use this against Trump, it wouldn't be sporting.

President Trump responded to Musk personal attacks Thursday by threatening to cut off all of Elon's government contracts. Elon responded by threatening to end NASA's access to SpaceX and cut the U.S. off from outer space. This'd end our nation's dream of someday sending Katy Perry to Mars.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio said he will move to ban the student visas of Chinese college students in our best universities for spying. Deportations are pending. I can imagine the laugh that the Chinese kid will get when he gets back home to China and tells his friends he got kicked out of Rice.

Bill Clinton made an appearance on the Women of the View on Thursday where the former president gave first-hand testimony vouching for Joe Biden's mental sharpness in office. Bill's voice is very raspy now. My father always told me that laryngitis is G od's gift for people who know everything.

White House ex-press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left the Democrat Party Wednesday to be an Independent. The very same week, Elon Musk left the Trump White House to join the Democrats against the Republican tax cut bill. Well, June is Pride Month and everybody seems to be transitioning.

Elon Musk posted on X a bitter rage blast against President Trump's tax cut bill Sunday then said Trump is on the Epstein client list and should be impeached, prompting the Democrats to leap to defend Elon. And suddenly, just like that, it's safe to buy Teslas again. I swear he's an absolute genius.

President Trump and Elon Musk broke out in open warfare Thursday after Elon's criticism of Trump's tax cuts devolved into personal attacks. He said Trump should be impeached. Odds makers in Las Vegas just posted the over and under line at 12 hours before Trump calls Elon an African American.

Senator John Fetterman ripped fellow Democrats for going from applauding torching Teslas to embracing Elon for turning on Trump in one day. I've been in Elon's shoes. It may seem difficult for a guy to be Hitler one moment and Roosevelt the next moment, but if you do enough cocaine it's effortless.

President Trump reported last week he had a one-hour-long phone conversation with Vladimir Putin and Trump disclosed plans to confer with NATO leaders on the next move. The next day in the Oval Office he met with Germany's Chancellor Friedrich Merz. He was Ethel's husband on I Love Lucy

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino confirmed that FBI prison tapes reveal that Jeffrey Epstein did indeed die of suicide by hanging himself in his prison cell back in 2019. Back then I was very surprised to hear that Epstein actually did commit suicide. Imagine how surprised HE must have been

Joe Biden struck back at reporters and staffers Thursday who question that he was mentally fit to perform his duties in office. A statement was made public in Joe's name saying he was completely in charge of all decisions and politics and appointments while he was president. It's printed right there on his toe tag.

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