Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Wall Street analysts told business reporters Tuesday that the recent Bitcoin crypto-currency crash has produced low reserves which make this the time to buy. That's cheery. Right now the difference between a crypto-currency trader and a pigeon is the pigeon can still make a deposit on a new Mercedes.

• The Census Bureau released its annual list of baby names most-given to newborn boys and girls during the previous year and top names in 2021 were Liam and Olivia. Many parents will name their baby after expensive stuff—Mercedes, Dior, Chardonnay. Next year watch for Electric, Gas and Sir Loin.

• Nancy's husband Paul Pelosi was finally charged with DUI in Napa Valley Friday. It turns out there was a mysterious witness in Paul's car, possibly a woman, when he crashed. So many men in Paul's generation grew up hoping to be like Jack Kennedy but turned out to be more like Teddy Kennedy.

• President Biden praised the CDC's effort to vaccinate kids Thursday and warned Americans that another pandemic is coming. I'll make out my will. I'd just like to say publicly if the next pandemic forces me to go into a twenty-four-hour lockdown with my girlfriend and I die, it won't be from the virus.

• Kamala Harris botched a history lesson Monday telling school kids that slavery existed in the U.S. for 400 years. Her star is waning. The Democratic National Committee now charges Democrats five thousand dollars for a photo with Vice President Harris, and six thousand dollars for a photo without her.

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• President Biden got blowback from Democrats after he proposed a gas tax holiday. They said it'll cause more inflation by replenishing the Highway Fund it robs. Dr. Frankenstein once entered the Mr. Transylvania contest and discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective of a body building contest.

• The Supreme Court struck down New York's gun law that infringed on the Second Amendment rights of New Yorkers. The last time I was in New York, I thought I was having a heart attack when I felt a shooting pain in my arm. The ER doctor examined me and told me sure enough, I'd been shot in the arm.

• Nike disclosed Thursday it's ending the manufacture of all Nike goods in Russia and closing all Nike stores there. It gives Russia the moral high ground. Our oil embargo has doubled their oil business, the departure of McDonald's restored their health, and without Nike they have no connection to slavery.

• National Geographic reported huge interest this year in hunting alligators and exotic reptiles roaming around the marshes of Florida. Just last week, Florida's largest python in history was caught in the saw grass of the Everglades. The snake in the grass was a partner at the law firm of Huntington, Hamilton and Grift.

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