Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

The House January 6th committee met Thursday tasked to nail Trump for the Capitol riots, since the Left considers it treason to deny the Miracle of the Midnight Mail-Ins like those who rioted at the Capitol. Like millions of Americans, I will never forget January 6th, 2021. Gas was two dollars a gallon.

• The House January Sixth Committee did hearings Thursday in an attempt by Democrats to make Trump the fall guy for the Capitol Hill riots. It was live on network TV in prime-time. As a result, the Women's College Softball final on ESPN between Texas and Oklahoma enjoyed record-high TV ratings.

• Politico reported that President Biden chewed out reporters for his awful press coverage Tuesday during his flight to Los Angeles. Inflation is killing his poll numbers. Here in Los Angeles, the cost of a cemetery plot, a headstone, and landscaping is so high, even the dead are sorry they voted for Biden.

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• The House January 6th Committee certified the 2020 election results and denounced any election deniers as insurrectionists. It gets better. The next morning the 9 committee members voted 862-0 to refer charges against Trump for mocking the 853 committee votes which came in after midnight by mail.

• NBC News released a poll Monday that reportedly caused President Biden to get angry at aides over the low poll ratings he's getting. Biden's approval rating is only high in Central Pennsylvania. That's probably because the Amish are the only Americans who are not affected by the high gas prices.

• The New York Post reports on new Hunter Biden tapes revealing that President Biden frequently relies on his advice and company. I think it's possible the president is not semi-dazed and confused, prone to sudden anger and forgetfulness. I think he just got a contact high from hanging around Hunter.

• Pixar was urged by the Toy Story franchise voice star Tim Allen to make a Toy Story Five Friday with a Buzz Lightyear movie coming out in movie theaters in ten days. Toy Story movies teach you the precise words to say whenever a celebrity tries to push his political views in your face. You are a toy!

• Mexico is boycotted attending the Summit of the Americas in L.A. because the U.S. refused to invite Venezuela and Cuba. There are also new problems at the U.S.-Mexico border. Mexico just recently legalized user amounts of cocaine and now they're having to build a wall to keep all the Californians out.

• President Biden invoked the Defense Production Act to acquire a big supply of of solar panels to try to switch the U.S. from oil and coal energy to solar. After that the U.S. declares a War on Clouds. We all look forward to that bright new tomorrow when airliners are powered by beautiful pictures of Alaska.

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