Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Chevron stations in West Hollywood and Beverly Hills raised gas prices to over seven dollars per gallon Tuesday, an all-time high. It's walloping the president in the polls in Los Angeles. L.A. drivers are so angry over gas prices they've stopped referring to coffee as a Cup of Joe, out of respect for coffee.

• Matthew McConaughey stood at the podium at the White House Tuesday and shamed Congress for being unable to agree on common sense gun measures. I doubt if lawmakers heard one word. Nowadays partisan compromise is about as welcome in Washington as Amber Heard in a bouncy castle.

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• The National Football League issued a statement Monday declaring the NFL's total commitment to racial and gender equity. On cue, the next day the Carolina Panthers announced that they are hiring the league's first trans-gender sideline cheerleader. In a pinch she can also fill in at linebacker if needed.

• The White House continued a full-court press against Congress, urging lawmakers to pass a new assault weapons ban. The president told the nation the Second Amendment was not absolute when the Constitution was written in 1787, claiming you couldn't buy a cannon. Adding that, at the time, he tried.

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