Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Journal Lancet used brain imaging to explain the science of sex attraction and how people signal desire for another through pheromone release. You know that tingly feeling you get when you meet a person to whom you are instantly attracted? That tingly feeling is your common sense leaving your body.

• Congress is back this week as Democrats push gun control and Republicans tougher sentencing laws for street criminals in the wake of the recent mass shootings. It's gotten crazy. Shootings are so widespread in big cities now that it is statistically safer to marry Robert Blake than to live in Chicago.

• President Biden addressed the nation Friday and urged the banning of single-fire assault rifles but made no proposals to fortify schools. Many states are not waiting for the federal government to help. Not only do teachers in Ohio get to carry hand guns, but the librarians are allowed to use silencers.

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• President Biden boarded Air Force One today to fly to Los Angeles and participate in the Summit of the Americas conference, but not before his appointment with a dentist this morning. Biden told the dentist it causes great pain when he sucks. The dentist quickly prescribed morphine for the rest of us.

• Mariah Carey was sued for twenty million dollars by a guy who claims he co-wrote the 1994 song, All I Want for Christmas Is You. I plan to join the lawsuit, but I had no hand in writing the song. It's for damages for having to hear it every time I've gone Christmas shopping for the last twenty-eight years.

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