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• President Trump flew home to Washington after wowing them in Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi and the UAE. He literally made history. After he addressed U.S. troops Thursday, the music sounded and he became the first man ever to dance to the YMCA song in Abu Dhabi without getting thrown off a roof.
• President Trump hailed all the business investments he recruited for the U.S. in his Persian Gulf tour totaling $3 trillion in new factories and industries. That's the good news. The bad news is, Trump created so many new jobs in America he will have to bring back Biden's Open Border Policy to fill them.
• Daily Variety reports Tom Cruise crawled onto the wing of a plane for 20 minutes on a plane he was piloting alone in the new Mission Impossible movie. He crawled back and re-entered the cockpit and landed the plane with his fuel running out. Those air traffic controllers at Newark Airport really put you through the paces before they let you land.
• The Transportation Department vowed to update malfunctioning air traffic control systems. Last week while I was driving to Palm Springs, I put my phone on airplane mode and my GPS screen went dark, forcing me to follow written directions to the gig. I feel so lucky I made it there in one piece.
• Jake Tapper's new book blew the lid off the media's four-year cover-up of Biden's decline. The media said the border is secure, Biden is sharp as a tack, Trump colluded with Russia and Hunter's laptop was a fake. They're always so wrong that if this was a marriage, the media would be the husband.
• Germany's Chancellor Friedrich Herz told his parliament Thursday that Germany will build the biggest army in Europe to counter Russia's threat to the EU, but he still needs the U.S. Between Kanye, Elon, Trump and every man who drives a Tesla, America has cornered the market on Hitlers. It leaves Germany without a seasoned leader to deal with the Russians in the language they understand.
• Jake Tapper's book Original Sin details how Joe Biden was in such decline he didn't recognize George Clooney at the Beverly Hills fundraiser arranged by Clooney and Obama last year. It gets worse. Joe spotted Obama at the fundraiser and told him how much he loved him in Driving Miss Daisy.
• The New York Post reports Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson has taken over media attention from Bill's book tour and focused the spotlight on herself. Jordan is now the hot new vixen in the football world, and I welcome it. I am sick and tired of pretending that Taylor Swift is a 10.
• MLB reinstated Pete Rose after his career was tarnished by sports betting scandals. Post these odds. If you bet against Pete Rose being the next player voted into the Hall of Fame, you may not be the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn't die.
• Kanye West has a song titled Heil Hitler, continuing the curse of the Kardashians. When Khloe left Lamar Odum, he bottomed out on coke and booze, when Kylie left rap star Tyga, he was treated for depression. The Kardashians have replaced the cops as the #1 threat to young black men in America.
• Fox News reported Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince arranged for a mobile and functional mobile McDonald's to be available for Trump if he felt like a delicious order of French fries. All hail the potato, from which Americans get fries, vodka and potato chips. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
• Pope Leo's brother John Prevost was revealed in online posts to be a MAGA supporter who ripped Nancy Pelosi, calling her the most vulgar word possible. The partisanship is mutual. My mother's last words to me were, find a woman who holds you as tight as Nancy Pelosi holds her impeachment articles.
• Roll Call reported charges by House Democrats that the DOGE cuts in the federal bureaucracy resulted in 11,000 IRS auditors being fired. There are a lot of complaints by DC insiders who say DOGE cuts went a bit too far. Last week, President Trump replaced the entire cabinet with Marco Rubio.
• House Democrat Jamie Raskin accused Trump of seeking to be America's dictator. That's a bit unfair when you consider Hitler and North Korea's Kim Jung Un are the model for dictators. The only thing that Trump, Hitler and Kim Jung Un have in common is that all three should sue Super Cuts.
• Fox News aired live coverage of Newark's mayor being arrested by federal agents while trying to breach an ICE detention center. We're used to it by now. Last week President Trump offered each illegal immigrant $1000 to leave the US which only prompted the Democrats to offer them $1001 to stay.
• ICE agents in Texas chased down 24 criminal illegal aliens during a targeted enforcement raid in Laredo last week. It's helpful that ICE agents out West are statistically the slimmest of all federal agents. That's because every time they go to a fast food restaurant to eat, all the workers leave.
• New York cops moved in and arrested 80 pro-Hamas protestors who trapped Columbia students inside the school library Wednesday. The scene gave me an ironic laugh. If protestors had locked me inside the OU campus library when I was in school, I would have graduated on time instead of 15 months later.
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