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• Jill Biden lashed out at aides and reporters for turning on Joe Biden in recent books. The new book by Jake Tapper said Biden didn't recognize George Clooney at a fundraiser in Beverly Hills. Still that wasn't as bad as when Joe handed an empty champagne glass to Obama and asked for a refill.

• Secretary of State Marco Rubio brokered an India-Pakistan ceasefire Saturday after a four-day war. It was a close call. It was just a matter of time before Pakistan figured out they could kill more Indians and India figured out they could kill more Pakistanis by just aiming a nuclear bomb at London.

• The New York Post reported the details of the second day of testimony in the P. Diddy trial in New York. Diddy's ex-wife testified about his sex parties at his mansion in Holmby Hills. So much oil was found stored in the party room closet the U.S. military is going to invade and bring it democracy.

• The U.S. Coast Guard Wednesday reported seizing 22 tons of cocaine in the Pacific in January, some of it seized from 34 drug traffickers during 11 interdictions at sea. Some of the cocaine was dumped overboard in Santa Monica Bay. I'll bet those sea turtles are missing those plastic straws NOW.

• President Trump while on his Mideast trip Tuesday granted Syria's government U.S. diplomatic recognition. In addition the Kingdom of Qatar offered the U.S. a new $400 million jumbo airliner for use as a new Air Force One. Hey, if anybody owes us a passenger airliner or three, it's Saudi Arabia.

• The White House explained Tuesday the airliner gift from Qatar is meant for the Department of Defense brass, not Trump. Alcohol is forbidden in Qatar so all they serve onboard are tea and soft drinks and coffee. So it might be wise to actually force Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to use this plane.

• House and Senate Democrats split over whether Trump should accept Qatar's gift of a gigantic jumbo airliner for Air Force One. Chuck Schumer is opposed to receiving the airliner. Nancy Pelosi is okay with it as long as Trump agrees to fly back to the U.S. in it and land at Newark Airport.

• Senator Chuck Schumer ripped Qatar's offer of a huge jumbo airliner as a gift to the U.S. to use as Air Force One. It's the most luxurious plane ever built, but I can see why the Democrats are crying foul. The overhead fan above your seat is a captured Houthi prisoner waving a palm leaf to keep you cool.

• Politico reported Bernie Sanders' carbon footprint Tuesday from flying on a private jet at his recent tour that burned up 150,000 miles of fuel in the sky. Bernie is my idea of a dedicated socialist. Last month Bernie purchased four new vacation homes to keep rich people from buying them.

• The Wall Street Journal reported that Microsoft founder and Gates Foundation chairman Bill Gates is drawing praise from the media and charities after he announced plans to get rid of his entire fortune by 2045. Hell, I'm getting rid of mine by Monday. I've got to buy groceries this weekend.

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