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Expectations: Unmanaged

News of the Weird

By News of the Weird

Published April 9, 2025

Expectations: Unmanaged

At an event billed as "Willy's Chocolate Experience" in Glasgow, Scotland, children and parents were so underwhelmed that police were called, The New York Times reported.

The event, which promised Willy Wonka-themed chocolate fountains, performances by Oompa Loompas and "optical marvels," turned out to offer just a few jelly beans and a nearly empty warehouse.

Stuart Sinclair, who paid about $44 per ticket to bring his kids to the show, said it amounted to "maybe 20 chairs, a couple of tables and a half-inflated bouncy castle."

Jenny Fogarty, who was hired to play an Oompa Loompa, said she was given a 15-page script the night before and that "the wigs were very cheap."

The organizer canceled the event on Saturday afternoon; it was unclear who had called police.

The event organizer, House of Illuminati, said ticket purchases would be refunded. [New York Times, 2/27/2024]