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• Publishers Weekly listed that three of the top-selling fiction genres are Detective Mysteries, Thrillers and Spy Novels. A full-page ad for a new book caught my eye. JD Vance, Vice President of the United States, visits the pope on Easter Day, and the next day, the pope dies, a new novel by Dan Brown.
• The New York Post reports Utah police arrested a driver for trying to run a Tesla off the road at high speeds thanks to the rear view cam. A guy in Minnesota got nailed for keying a Tesla. These idiots don't seem to realize there are more hidden cameras on a Tesla than there are in P. Diddy's guest bedroom.
• The Christian Science Monitor advised preachers to welcome the twice-a-year church attendees on Easter and not lecture them. That day I saw an Easter miracle on MSNBC. An MS-13 gangbanger exposed as a wife-beater was miraculously cured of being a Maryland Man and is now Due Process.
• Senator Chris van Hollen reported back on his lunch with criminal MS-13 gang member Abrego Garcia in El Salvador last Saturday. The gang member did show some common sense. Senator Van Hollen couldn't ply him with enough Margaritas to convince him to run on the ticket with AOC in 2028.
• Senator Chris Van Hollen appeared on Fox News Sunday with host Shannon Bream to discuss his lunch in El Salvador with the deported gangster Abrego Garcia. The senator admitted he didn't ask Garcia if he was a gang member. That's more like something you'd ask someone on the second date.
• The ACLU griped about the FISA Surveillance Act renewed for another two years and signed by Joe Biden into law in 2024. It allows the NSA to keep stalking our texts and posts. I think every social media company CEO agrees that spying on U.S. citizens without a profit motive is just un-American.
• NASA reported Monday its Lucy spacecraft returned images of a uniquely-shaped fragment of an asteroid that split up into pieces 150 million years ago on Mars. There's serious scientific research going on in outer space. In a related story, outer space returned an unwanted Amazon delivery last week.
• Joe Biden spilled his ice cream sandwich on the floor while speaking at Harvard two days after he referred to black children as colored kids in his Chicago speech. He's asking for $300,000 per speech, and why not? Americans have always felt that a great comedian is worth every penny he can get.
• Blue Origin's six women celebrity astronauts fanned out on networks last week to rave about the sense of accomplishment they feel after their 11-minute ride into space. They refer to themselves as astronauts. Well, if going into space for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.
• Katy Perry was nothing if not theatrical describing her strapped-in trip to space and back in 11 minutes. We did the same flight with a chimp in 1961. Katy burst out of the capsule after landing and kissed the ground like she had been stranded in space for eight months by the Biden administration.
• Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador on Saturday where he had lunch with imprisoned MS-13 gangster Kilmar Garcia. The gang makes billions running drugs and guns into the U.S. and they get their pick of the young women they traffic. After two Margaritas the senator agreed to join MS-13.
• Senator Chris Van Hollen returned from El Salvador after having margaritas with the deported MS-13 Kilmar Garcia. The establishment media has mobilized behind the cause of the wife-beating criminal gang banger. We're all waiting for the new MS-13 Face on the Milk Carton series to come out.
• Senator Eric Schmidt wrote a bill to make the Monday after Easter a federal holiday. I hope my Christian readers enjoyed a happy Easter. I also hope my Jewish friends in New York and L.A. had a great Sunday where it was Passover, as well as my Jewish friends in the Midwest where it was Flyover.
• The South China Post reported Sunday that China is returning to Boeing three Boeing airliners in retaliation for Trump's tariffs, which hit China pretty hard. The trade situation with China has gone helter skelter. Sunday a fire burned down the Temu warehouse in China causing damage in the tens of dollars.
• Pioneer Woman rated Bill Gates' commencement speech to Northern Arizona College in 2023 the best ever. The guest speaker is always preceded by a speech by the student with the best grades. I think that the student with the worst grades should also give a speech because I want to hear both sides.
• Fox News reported Friday in the wake of Joe Biden's speech in Chicago the former president is now asking for a $300,000 speaking fee for banquets and events. It‘s a typically clever Biden family ploy. Every time some group offers Joe $300,000 to speak, the DNC will pay him $500,000 to keep quiet.
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