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• Fox News last week interviewed the author of a new book called Fight about the backstage drama and backstabbing behind the dumping of Biden off the ticket in 2024. In the book Obama plotted against Kamala succeeding Joe. Barack wanted to maintain his record as America's only black female president.
• Daily Variety says Disney is on pace to lose $140 million on the disastrously woke Snow White movie. Last week Disney+ streamed the original 1937 animated Snow White movie. Immediately the studio was accused by woke protestors of using an AI algorithm to whitewash a beloved Colombian.
• The New York Post reported that Snow White is on pace to lose $15 million at the box office for Disney and twice that on marketing. The studio is scrambling to recoup costs. So to try to drum up some ticket sales Disney just added a scene in which Snow White and the Seven Dwarves set fire to Tesla.
• Hooters restaurants filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Monday. They tried to generate repeat business by offering diners a Customer Loyalty discount program but it failed. If you went to Hooters enough times to earn a Customer Loyalty card I'm not surprised your wife got the house.
• Caitlyn Jenner went on Fox News to express her opposition to transgender women participating in women's sports. As Bruce Jenner, he won the Gold in the 1976 Men's Olympic Decathlon. Now, Caitlyn has a trophy in her den awarding her for having the 5th most plastic surgery in her family.
• President Trump tried to calm financial markets Thursday by saying his tariffs on every country were a negotiation ploy for future beneficial trade deals. It didn't just rattle Wall Street. The Los Angeles Dodgers are in deep financial trouble after Trump slapped a 60% tariff on Japanese ballplayers.
• CNN anchor Jake Tapper's new book tells how the Biden White House covered up Joe's obvious mental decline for 4 years while president. However I can say comedians will always treasure his performance in office. Today here in Los Angeles, our forecast calls for Joe Biden Weather, 82 and hazy.
• White House ex-aide Ron Klain told an author that Joe Biden was befuddled before his debate with Trump forcing Biden out. The Establishment and its media figured they could still win with Kamala. But Trump suddenly turned his head in Pennsylvania and now it's back to the drawing board.
• The Wall Street Journal published obituaries for three leading men in the Wall Street financial community Friday. The three had all traded on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange for years. The first guy had a heart attack at 78, the second guy had kidney failure at 83 and the third guy had Tesla at 480.
• President Trump declared Liberation Day Thursday and raised tariffs on the world, and let's just say the free market traders who buy and sell stocks on Wall Street didn't react well to the tariffs. The next morning, the Dow Jones plummeted 1,300 points. Boeing apologized for the crash out of habit.
• President Trump proclaimed Liberation Day Wednesday as he placed reciprocal tariffs on every nation. People where I live danced in the streets. That's because by the time the news of Trump's proclamation made it from Washington to West Hollywood, everybody here thought it was Liberace Day.
• President Trump addressed the cameras in the Rose Garden Wednesday and declared Liberation Day in America by slapping different tariffs on 180 nations around the world. It didn't stop there. Trump's list includes a 30% tariff on Narnia, a 33% tariff on Middle Earth and a 10% tariff on Jupiter.
• Senator Chuck Schumer warned Trump's tariffs will lead to the same recession the U.S. endured in the late 1970s. That economy included bell bottoms, tequila sunrises, Richard Pryor, casual sex, and cocaine in every disco bathroom. Jimmy Carter wasn't so much the president as he was the lookout.
• President Trump held a press conference on Air Force One Thursday to announce he had just used his threat of tariffs to strike a reciprocal deal with Argentina. Both sides couldn't be happier. Talk about a win-win, we'll get access to Argentina's markets and Argentina gets access to our Hitlers.
• Little Rock cops arrested two guys who took turns shooting each other while wearing bulletproof vests while drinking in a bar. They should televise these runoff elections in Arkansas. Shooting each other in bullet-proof vests could replace the mechanical bull as the favorite sport at Country Music bars.
• Alec Baldwin said his role in a 1990 miniseries about the Civil War made him realize that we're today on the verge of a new Civil War. Periodically it seems Alec's not rowing with all his oars in the water. Spring hasn't really arrived in Manhattan until Alec Baldwin is arrested wearing cargo shorts.
• Frontier Airlines announced it is expanding its operation to include increased travel routes and a new terminal at JFK Airport and scaled down ticket prices. You get what you pay for. Passengers are offered three options for seating on Frontier Airlines — First Class, Business Class and Covered Wagon.
• President Trump stood in the Rose Garden Wednesday and slapped a 25% tariff on all foreign-made automobiles. A survey shows the Toyota Corolla and BMW are the two favorite cars in the world. Apparently, making a quality automobile goes a long way toward making up for past war crimes.
• Argentina will release classified info over rumors that Hitler lived and moved there after World War II. However his maid told a Berlin paper in 2016 she was in the bunker when Hitler put the gun in his mouth and fired, and said she was more upset about it than anyone. She had JUST cleaned the walls.
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