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• Kid Rock arranged a private White House dinner between President Trump and his longtime comedic nemesis Bill Maher on Monday. Rock reported that Trump and Maher got along great in person and had a jolly time together. Next Kid Rock's gonna try to settle this Roadrunner-Coyote thing.

• Kid Rock revealed he sat between President Trump and Bill Maher at the White House dinner but wouldn't go into specifics of the conversation between the president and his old comic nemesis. Everyone in the media was dying to know if they got along. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on Kid Rock.

• The House of Representatives debate on reining in the power of U.S. district judges Tuesday was halted by a faction of GOP Members who shut down debate all week. House Democrats are all saying Trump is acting like a dictator. He came to work Tuesday wearing a District Court Judge's robe.

• Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth signed an order which requires the same physical standards for men and women soldiers. A U.S. judge just protected transgender women's right to serve. This will help if we ever settle the issue of who gets Taiwan with China by hosting a women's swimming meet.

• House Democrats asked if Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth caused the Signal chat breach by drinking. Hey, Ulysses S. Grant drank, smoked and ingested cocaine and he saved the Union. The Rebels drank and smoked but we never thought of cocaine or we'd have charged all the way to Maine after Bull Run.

• Attorney General Pam Bondi said the U.S. will seek the death penalty for the accused murderer Luigi Mangione. He's been wildly cheered by the public after he allegedly gunned down a health insurance company CEO. I will say this, my health insurance provider has been really nice to me lately.

• Philadelphia Eagles coach Nick Sirianni said Tuesday he will visit the White House with his team this month to celebrate their Super Bowl win. They'll have to make their way through angry demonstrators throwing rocks and cursing. And those are the Philly fans seeing them off at the airport.

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