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• Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday that FBI agents working with the Las Vegas police arrested a suspect for fire-bombing several Teslas last Friday night at a Tesla dealership located in Las Vegas. Two days later FBI agents arrested a dyslexic who hates Elon. He set fire to Tulsa.
• House Republicans vow a censure motion against Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett for making fun of Texas Governor Abbott's disability by calling him Hot Wheels. She should stay with the group and call him Hitler. Jasmine Crockett hasn't lost all her marbles but there's definitely a hole in the bag.
• Pfizer marked the 27th anniversary of the introduction of Viagra to the market Friday. The pill's effect was accidentally discovered while being tested as a blood pressure medicine. No other drug has done so much to improve men's quality of life, according to Viagra spokesman Woody Woodpecker.
• Walt Disney Company was targeted for investigation into its DEI hiring practices by the FCC on Thursday adding more pressure to the studio to drop its woke policies. The ticket sales don't lie. I'm not saying that Snow White bombed at the box office, but Disney announced the bombing on Signal.
• The FBI arrested the 24-year-old boss of El Salvador's MS-13 gang in Washington Thursday and doubtless prepared him for deportation. Homeland Security Director Kristi Noem turned up at El Salvador's prison Thursday. Animal rights activists are just grateful she didn't turn up at the pound.
• House Republicans ripped National Public Radio's CEO in hearings Wednesday over the leftist slant of the government-funded radio network. It's not just NPR. Yesterday while driving to the dry cleaners, I made a sudden turn to the right and the GPS lady called me a Nazi and a threat to democracy.
• Fox News anchor Bret Baier interviewed Elon Musk for an hour Thursday about all the fraud and waste that DOGE has uncovered and Elon's reaction to all the vandalism. Elon is a genius at staying a step ahead of his detractors. Next year's Teslas will be equipped with the Cloak of Invisibility.
• Elon Musk denounced the torching and vandalism on Tesla cars in an interview on Fox News Thursday. Celebrities reacted along party lines. Sheryl Crow made a video announcing she's sold her Tesla, but Kanye West left his Tesla parked overnight in West Hollywood just for the free swastikas.
• The White House said the screw-up revealing military plans on Signal won't happen again. This morning I got a message on Signal from Pete Hegseth saying that we're all set for tonight's invasion of Canada. Justin Trudeau joined the chat saying he assumed his inclusion in this group was accidental.
• National Security Advisor Mike Waltz took responsibility for the Signal chat leak that roiled the House Intelligence Committee hearings on Wednesday. There's no minimizing it. It was the worst White House leak since Joe Biden wore the wrong-sized pair of Depends during his stop-off at Taco Bell.
• The Atlantic released messages from the Signal group chat in which Trump officials discussed the bombing of Yemen scheduled for Friday night. During the chat, Hegseth did say that this is when the first bomb will definitely drop. I think he was referring to that night's premiere of Snow White.
• Jasmine Crockett was targeted for House censure for calling wheelchair-bound Texas Governor Greg Abbott Hot Wheels. She claims she was referring to Abbott busing illegals to New York. Yes, and if the GOP motion says she's got a mouth like a Chicago Ho, they'll be referring to an Indian tribe in Illinois.
• President Trump placed a 25% tariff on foreign cars and predicted it would result in foreign car companies building new plants here to reduce the sticker price and eliminate shipping costs. It may have backfired on him. China just announced plans to build a Fentanyl factory here in the United States.
• House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Nancy Pelosi refused to condemn the torching of Tesla cars in protest of federal worker firings by DOGE. The vandalism is not a problem where I live. My Tesla is under no danger at all here in West Hollywood because it identifies as a Toyota truck.
• Elon Musk congratulated his SpaceX employees on their rescue of two astronauts stranded on the space station. The rescue was delayed a week when his rocket exploded only three minutes after it launched. This could go a long way toward explaining why Elon has so many kids by so many women.
• Elon Musk announced Tuesday his DOGE investigators discovered $300 million in loans from the Small Business Administration to children under age 10. Elon found a $100,000 loan to an infant, one year old. The baby was so worried about repaying the loan that he routinely soiled his diapers.
• Air Force Chief of Staff General David Allvin said the just-approved F-47 Stealth warplane is the most lethal adaptable warplane ever developed, now being built. Naturally there is some civilian concern. The plane is made by Boeing so nobody knows when the bomb bay door might fly open.
• Car and Driver magazine extrapolated February U.S. auto sales and predicted total U.S. car sales of 16 million in 2025. This past week, the salesman at Beverly Hills Cadillac told me the Escalade is so spacious, it seats five people with no problem. The problem is, I don't know five people with no problems.
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