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• President Trump delivered a one hour and forty-five minute performance before Republicans and Democrats seated packed in the Chamber. The evening proved one thing. Trump could declare Thursday to be National Breathing Day and the Democrats on Capitol Hill would all be dead on Friday.
• House and Senate Democrats refused to applaud once during President Trump's speech and refused to stand up for crime survivors in the gallery. They simply sat and glared at him up on stage for an hour and forty-five minutes. It reminded me of the time I played for the Sons of Union Army Veterans.
• Democrat Congressman Al Green was escorted out of the Chamber by security during Trump's speech. He stood up and heckled the president. However, Nancy Pelosi just sat smiling like she had been tipped off about the chicken slaughter six months ago and bought a million eggs at a dollar an egg.
• President Trump in his speech to Congress got some good laughs listing the number of Social Security recipients over 100 years of age. He said one recipient was born 360 years ago in Colonial times. To keep legally receiving this payment, Keith Richards noted we were all British subjects in 1665.
• President Trump enjoyed recognizing distinguished Americans sitting in the gallery during his speech to Congress. At one point in his speech, Trump recognized an Alabama steel worker, who's also a volunteer fireman, who has raised forty children. It was a sharp reminder to Elon to pick up the pace.
• President Trump's closing peroration in his speech to the joint session of Congress drew a huge cheer when he vowed that Americans will soon plant our flag on Mars. In the meantime, NASA is probing why Mars was once warm and wet and is now cold and dry. My guess is, 5-10 years of marriage.
• Fox News anchor Bret Baier pointed out that Trump's 1-hour-45-minute speech to Congress Tuesday broke Bill Clinton's record for longest State of the Union speech. Trump had already broken Bill's record for the number of impeachments with two. They remain tied on female accusers with 200 apiece.
• Ukraine's Zelensky backtracked quickly after Trump suspended military aid to Ukraine Tuesday and he expressed a willingness to sign Trump's minerals deal. He has seen the light. Without U.S. military help, Ukraine will collapse like a plastic lawn chair after Michael Moore decides he can sit on it.
• Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau addressed reporters Tuesday and called President Trump a smart man, however his tariffs on Canada was a dumb idea. I must say comedians have a soft spot for Justin Trudeau for all the jokes he's provided for us. He is, after all, Canada's only black president.
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