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News of the Weird by Chuck Shepherd

By News of the Weird by Chuck Shepherd

Published March 24, 2015

Police Report

(1) The Knoxville (Tennessee) Police Department reminded motorists (via its Facebook page) that all vehicles need working headlights for night driving. Included was a recent department photo of the car of a Sweetwater, Tennessee, motorist who was ticketed twice the same evening with no headlights but only flashlights tied to his bumper with bungee cords.

(2) A forlorn-appearing Anneliese Young, 82, was arrested at a CVS pharmacy in Augusta, Georgia, in February after store security allegedly caught her shoplifting a container of "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray that, according to the packaging, "provides a burst of sensuality ... as addictive and seductive as the woman who wears it," "sure to drive any man wild." [WATE-TV (Knoxville), 2-5-2015] [The Smoking Gun, 2-9-2015]

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