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• NFL owners want to outlaw the Eagles Tush Push goal line play where players in the backfield ram their own quarterback from behind to push his rear end into the end zone. Just the name Tush Push says it all. It's crazy but the Eagles have figured out a way to make football even gayer than Rugby.

• Hooters filed for bankruptcy on Monday after the restaurant's Customer Loyalty discount card program failed to generate enough repeat customers. It really made me laugh. Look, if you dined at Hooters enough times to earn a Customer Loyalty card, I'm not at all surprised your wife got the house.

• President Trump discussed Europe with France President Macron at the White House Monday. If I know France, Macron's visit had nothing to do with Ukraine or Russia. One day after Germany's far-right party scored big election wins Macron rushed to Washington to surrender to Hitler personally.

• Jane Fonda accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the SAG Awards Saturday and called for a nationwide resistance to the Trump White House. Older actresses have it rough in this town. Hollywood acknowledges the reality of aging by having the Golden Globes followed by the SAG Awards.

• The New York Times reported Friday that MSNBC's new president canceled many of the prime time shows including the rabid anti-Trump show Reid Out. Joy Reid noted Sunday that she was fired by MSNBC during Black History Month, which makes perfect sense. She's black and she's history.

• Governor Gavin Newsom wrote a letter to Congress asking for forty billion dollars to cover the Pacific Palisades and Altadena fire damage. State Farm's liability was limited. Private disaster insurance is like those gowns you wear in the hospital that tie in the back, you just think you're covered.

• Oxford Crown Court in England Friday opened the trial for two suspects who are charged with stealing a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace. It occurred six years ago. When asked why it took so long to track down the thieves of the gold toilet, the police explained for years they had nothing to go on.

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