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• Team Canada scored an emotional win over Team USA in the Four Nations Faceoff Finals last Thursday which saved the hockey honor of the Great White North. This thing could escalate. We love you Canada, but if you keep booing our National Anthem, we'll keep flipping airplanes on your runways.
• Delta Airlines released info on the female pilot whose airliner flipped upside down upon landing at Toronto International Airport last week revealing the pilot had been flying airliners for the past several years. I heard that she got 18 out of 20 on her pilot's test. The other 2 planes dove out of the way.
• National Geographic warned that mathematics has become more and more abstract as centuries roll by leaving fewer and adept at math. Technology crippled us. My ancestors navigated the ocean from Britain to Virginia using just the moon and the stars, and on this side, I'm missing exits using GPS.
• The Wall Street Journal reports decreased consumer spending has caused a big dip in restaurant sales across the U.S. that threatens to put some restaurants out of business. It was reported Friday that the Hooters restaurant chain is going to file for bankruptcy. That's so ironic, Hooters has gone bust.
• MGM owner Amazon bought the James Bond movie franchise from Barbara Broccoli Friday. It has been in the Broccoli family since 1962, but James Bond now belongs to Amazon. Jeff Bezos celebrated from his secret base cut into the cliffs of his private island, and petted the white cat on his lap.
• The Gerontologist website reported that one in three Baby Boomers are unmarried now with the vast majority divorced or widowed, unlike myself never tethered to a wife and kids. I just learned that those stick figure decals on rear car windshields are NOT registered kills. I'll scrape mine off now.
• Elon Musk posted an order on X Saturday that all federal workers document by email what they did at work last week or resign their jobs. Musk made news Friday by reporting specific instances of abuse and fraud in entitlement payments. I just hope there's money left in Social Security when I'm 150.
• President Trump spoke to the CPAC conference on Saturday in Baltimore. He noted it was the one-year anniversary of the cargo container ship colliding into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore Harbor and demolishing it. I had no idea until then that Boeing made cargo container ships.
• President Trump said Ukraine's president Vladimir Zelensky is a dictator without elections while Zelensky said Trump was living in a web of disinformation. This won't end well. It was agreed Friday that Zelensky will be allowed to attend the U.S.-Russia peace talks, but he has to sit at the children's table.
• Ukraine President Zelensky caved in to Trump's demand that Ukraine partner with the U.S. on its rare minerals production to pay back the U.S. the $300 billion in war aid. The rare minerals include titanium which keeps a missile hard during flight. Trump once tried it in pill form and sprained his wrist.
• Senator Rand Paul vowed to continue having the Senate investigate Dr. Fauci's controversial role during the 2020 pandemic. Fauci's connection to the Wuhan lab as well as to the pharmaceutical industry raised eyebrows. I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anybody to come near me.
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