Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• The Super Bowl in New Orleans on Fox was attended by President Trump and Taylor Swift and it turned the day into an even bigger cultural and political national event. The most important parts of Super Bowl Sunday are the commercials and the food. I really don't care who makes the most baskets.

• Snoop Dogg hosted the annual pre-Super Bowl Honors Awards Dinner Thursday night in New Orleans. It's a spiffy black-tie affair. Legendary former NFL coach Bill Belichick, age 73, arrived at the dinner with his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson. They are planning an open-casket wedding.

• Bobby Kennedy faces a close vote in the U.S. Senate for confirmation as HHS Secretary due to his fervid assertion that some vaccine shots cause autism. Well, if you think about it, Elon Musk has autism and he's the richest man in the world and he's running the government. Hell, I'll take that shot!

• Elon Musk watched as his DOGE engineers uncovered examples of astounding government ineptness. For starters DOGE discovered that every CIA and FBI computer password is Password. DOGE engineers changed all the CIA and FBI passwords to Password 1 to protect our national security.

• Senator Chuck Schumer led a furious anti-DOGE rally on Capitol Hill Thursday while enraged House Democrats tried and failed to storm the Department of Education building. If I can offer my counseling, last month I joined a 12-step support group for anti-social behavior disorder. We never meet.

• The White House is offering buyouts to thousands of federal workers this week while Democrats are raging against DOGE for exposing fraud and waste in the government. I resigned from my federal job last week, and I don't work there. USAID promised to send me my severance money anyway.

• President Trump infuriated Democrats by firing the board of the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts in DC Friday. He named himself chairman. The Democrats named the center after President Jack Kennedy, famous for his love of artistic performances, many of them illustrated in the Kama Sutra.

• Fox News reported 500 private colleges closed last decade citing high tuition costs and students re-evaluating the worth of a 4-year college degree. I cheerfully admit I skated to my degree at the University of Oklahoma in the 1970s. I majored in Gender Studies back when there were only 2 of them.

• President Trump hosted a signing ceremony surrounded by hundreds female athletes of all ages in the White House last week. The president signed an executive order banning biological men from competing in women's sports. And as a result, transgender women are taking their balls and going home.

• The White House announced Friday that President Trump signed an executive order completely rescinding President Biden's order that would ban plastic straws by 2024. I can personally attest to one benefit. Here in Hollywood, plastic straws save a lot of wear and tear on one-hundred dollar bills.

• Las Vegas authorities released Tupac Shakur's accused gangster murderer Duane Davis to home confinement awaiting trial for killing Tupac in 1996. The case reminded President Trump to address the illegal alien gang members operating in the U.S. Trump said you have one week Tupac and go home.

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