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Jewish World Review Feb. 13, 2003 / 21 Shevat, 5764
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Academy Awards producer Joe Roth said Tuesday the Oscars
telecast will have a five-second delay to protect viewers from
profanity. There is no chance that the actresses will flash their
breasts at the awards show. They already got the part.
Bill Clinton told reporters Monday he lost weight on the
South Beach Diet. He needs constant supervision. He looks much
trimmer ever since his doctor told him to stop throwing intimate
dinners for four unless there are three other people.
Dr. Atkins was revealed by a New York coroner to have had
heart disease when he died. It could cause people to abandon his
low-carb diets. You knew it was going to be an excellent year for
white bread when the Democrats went for John Kerry.
John Kerry swept to victories in Virginia and Tennessee
Tuesday and kept up his campaign's momentum. He looks great after
having botox and collagen injections and an eyelid lift. John
Kerry may be the next President of the United States to millions of
Democrats, but to doctors in Beverly Hills he's simply known as
Him Again.
The Employment Law Alliance poll found that one in four U.S.
workers uses a company computer for porn or romance on the
Internet. Web sites that cater to employees of U.S. companies have
a big challenge ahead of them. India has six hundred languages.
The U.S. soccer team lost to Mexico Tuesday and was doused with beer and chili by jeering Mexican fans. Revenge was swift. Later that evening the Chihuahua at the Westminster Dog Show was pelted by the Anglo-Saxons with strawberries and cream.
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