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• Fox Weather reported the Gulf States are digging out from last week's blizzard and kids got out of school for their first Snow Day. On Sunday, L.A. had a never-before-seen hail storm. People in West Hollywood all ran outside and tried to catch the hail with their hats, thinking it was raining crystal meth.

• Bishop Budde's lecture to Trump at the Prayer Service spotlighted the leftward lurch of Episcopal priests, who try and fail to indoctrinate the country club crowd with progressivism every Sunday. You'd love our service at All Saints Episcopal church in Beverly Hills. For communion we offer you a wine list.

• CNBC said Trump is vowing to raise tariffs on Mexico to lower our trade deficit with them. The Mexicans know drugs and cheap labor aren't our only weakness which they can exploit. You never realize how little self-control you have until chips and salsa are in front of you in a Mexican restaurant.

• The White House vowed to end birthright citizenship for children of illegal aliens who are born in the U.S. Birthright citizenship was written into the 14th Amendment in 1866 to grant U.S. citizenship to the children of the recently freed slaves who picked our country's crops. Apparently it wasn't renewed.

• ABC's Women of the View ripped President Trump for eliminating DEI in federal agencies and claimed that Trump himself is a DEI hire. The political left appears to have lost its mind since losing the election. The woke mob is now demanding the removal of the Statue of Liberty for giving the Nazi salute.

• The UN designated Monday Holocaust Remembrance Day to mark the greatest crime in human history. I get really annoyed that Holocaust Remembrance Day is officially remembered only one day a year in America. I guess it's because the other 364 days Hitler's name gets hardly mentioned at all.

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