Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

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• President Trump flew to Los Angeles on Friday to inspect the fire damage in the Pacific Palisades and host a forum with homeowners who lost their houses and city officials. The word spread quickly in L.A. that Trump would be in town for 24 hours. Everybody whispered to each other to look American.

• Gavin Newsom showed up uninvited on the LAX tarmac to welcome Trump in L.A. Friday. Never forget, L.A. always wins Psychology Today's study as the world's most narcissistic city. I've caught myself thinking the wildfire damage was my fault because I didn't forward that e-mail to 10 other people.

• The NWS reported that rainstorms effectively ended L.A.'s fire season Saturday. However health experts warned L.A. residents we face pulmonary problems from breathing smoke for three weeks. Hey, I don't care what kind of deal the CDC makes with Pfizer, I'm not getting the Wildfire Vaccine.

• The CIA destroyed Dr. Fauci's claim that Covid came from an infected bat Sunday and blamed the Wuhan lab that Fauci defended while pushing the Pfizer vaccine. The CIA waited until after Biden pardoned him. So I suppose Fauci was right, the Covid shot did eventually provide full immunity.

• Colombia's president started an international incident with the U.S. Sunday when he refused to allow two planes bringing migrant criminals home to Bogota. Trump immediately slapped severe barriers on all goods coming into the U.S. from Colombia. This could be the last straw for Hunter Biden.

• The National Football League held the NFC and AFC conference championship games Sunday that aired on Fox and CBS to determine which two teams will meet in the Super Bowl. President Trump probably missed the games. That's because the only sports channel he watches is ESPN Deportes.

• NBC News crews showed Homeland Security agents acting with local police Thursday to raid illegal migrant gang hangouts. They arrested them, put them on a plane and flew them back to their home country. The weather forecast for sanctuary cities across the country is snow today, ICE tomorrow.

• The Wall Street Journal reported the U.S. government launched ICE raids in major cities Tuesday to apprehend and deport known illegal criminal migrant gangs. The ICE agents are smartly using law-abiding legal migrants in migrant neighborhoods to help identify them. It takes Juan to know Juan.

• President Trump thanked Saudi Arabia for its pledge to invest $600 billion in the U.S. and he added to reporters that he has many Muslim friends. One of them is the Genie from Aladdin who got Trump out of 92 criminal charges to become president. The bad news for Democrats is, he's got two wishes left.

• President Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday declassifying all documents related to the assassinations of JFK, RFK and Martin Luther King. That's a good start. However, Trump ordered all documents related to his assassination attempt in July to be classified Top Secret, for exactly one ear.

• Elon Musk was accused of Nazi sympathies after he gave a stiff right-arm wave at the Inaugural. It's nothing new. I miss my college days when if you flashed a crowd a peace symbol with one hand it meant end the war, and if you gave the peace symbol with both hands, it meant Nixon's the One!

• Democratic Senator Chris Murphy accused Elon Musk of referencing Hitler and giving the Nazi salute to Trump at the Inaugural parade. That's completely insane. It was NOT a Nazi salute, but try telling that to tens of thousands of Tesla Cybertrucks that misread the signal and invaded Poland on autopilot.

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