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Things To Ignore, by Your Friend Lenore

Lenore Skenazy

By Lenore Skenazy

Published Jan. 31, 2022

Things To Ignore, by Your Friend Lenore
At this point, your "TO DO in '22!" list has probably become your "TO DO in '23!" list. Mine, too. To salvage our self-respect, here is a far more achievable goal list for 2022: "Things to ignore, by your friend Lenore!"

In the coming year, we resolve to do our very best to ignore:

Bad haircut (own)

Bad haircut (friend's)

Cookie on counter

Tingle in wrist

Pinching sandal

Fleetingness of life

Slurping sounds

Car alarm

Tightening chinos

Pen in toilet

Fly in sconce

Slightly insulting birthday card

Bowl un-returned

Mis-laced sneaker

Quiet yelp of despair

Inconvenient itch

"File Space Almost Full"

Bathroom scale

Snide tweet

Gnawing sound behind fridge

Gnawing ache in soul

Friends' perfect lives

Liquefying tomato

Fruit flies

Facebook ping

Waterpik

Cream cheese fuzz

Crumbs in cracks

Burger bag (back seat)

Burger bag (front seat)

Burger bag (pocket)

Fry in cup-holder

Nagging regret

Dunkin' Donuts

Timeshare pitch

Reminder from Dr. Tooth

Ding in hood

Snooze alarm

Free yoga class

"Volume too high"

Bitcoin opportunities, 2013

Sock under bed

Bad dream

Brown banana

Bitcoin opportunities, 2018

Freezer burn

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Lost glove

Lint on mint

Single cube in tray

Yeast smell in shower

Unmailed rebate

Hole in pajamas

Bed Bath & Beyond coupon

"Did I lock the door?"

Desire to nap, noon

Desire to nap, 7 p.m.

Walgreens survey

Memory fog

Stifled sob (spouse's)

Stifled sob (own)

Night terrors

Nameless dread

Fading slogan on mug

It's Nice Out! Stay Inside, Kids!

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Toons