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Jewish World Review Jan. 27, 2003 / 4 Shevat, 5764
Argus Hamilton
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The Golden Globe Awards aired on NBC Sunday night from the
Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills. It was guarded by federal
security. FBI profilers say the known terrorists in Los Angeles
belong to two different groups, presenters and recipients.
Kelsey Grammar told Golden Globe reporters it's his last
year on Frasier. He has always worked. At seven he had a paper
route, at twelve he shined shoes, at eighteen he was out on the road
doing stand-up comedy, and at nineteen he was back on his paper route.
The Golden Globes Sunday marked the start of the awards
season in Hollywood. Madonna came out for Wesley Clark, Uma
Thurman backs John Kerry, and Susan Sarandon is behind Howard
Dean. It just shows that it takes three men to do the work of Bill Clinton.
New Hampshire voters will choose their favorite Democrat in
their first-in-the-nation primary today. The race is so hot
Jennifer Lopez is rumored to have left Ben Affleck for Dennis
Kucinich. No woman alive can resist a man with Congressional
health insurance.
Howard Dean calmly regained ground on John Kerry in the New
Hampshire polls over the weekend. The reason is obvious. After
seven days of listening to John Kerry, Democrats have decided they
would rather have a guy with two personalities than a guy with none.
Congressman Billy Tauzin said Sunday he rejected a job offer
to be Hollywood's top lobbyist. Instead, he may take a job as the
top lobbyist for the pharmaceutical industry. Billy Tauzin could be the
first person ever forced to choose between show business and drugs.
New York Mayor Bloomberg apologized Sunday to Mrs. Robert
Atkins over remarks he made about her late husband's famous low-
carb diet. How rich is this woman? She hasn't been widowed six
months and already John Kerry is calling her the gal that got away.
Howard Dean said Sunday Iraq's economy did better under Saddam Hussein. Actually, Iraqis are much more productive now. They only interrupt their work to worship three times a day now that all those screams from the dungeons aren't mistaken for the call to prayer.
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