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Jewish World Review Dec. 15 /20 Kislev, 5764
James Lileks
Dems Are Mainstreaming the Extreme
It reminds us that the Democrats of '04 aren't the hopeful
Kennedyesque batch we saw in '00, when Gore rose to national
prominence. They've gotten angrier. They can't crack a mike without
mainstreaming fringe ideas.
The question is whether Gore gives the Dean wing legitimacy or
whether Dean's untrammeled rants will bring Gore down. Three random
examples show the perils of Gore's embrace of the new New Democrats.
Item! John Kerry skillfully deploys the F-word in a Rolling Stone
interview, wooing that coveted demographic of superannuated rockers
looking for nekkid Britney pix. If you believe that civil language is a
quaint Victorian hang-up unsuited to modern times, you're cheering
Kerry. But he just guaranteed public discourse will get coarser and
coarser, until voters wonder whether a man who doesn't curse like a
hooker thinks he's better than the rest of us. Parents across the land
say, "Thanks, John Kerry! Nice role-modeling, you blankety-blank!"
Item! Dennis Kucinich's Web site runs a music video that names the
soldiers killed in Iraq, lists the companies involved in reconstruction, and
asks how many more must die to enrich George W. Bush's cronies. It's
pure tinfoil-beanie stuff, and its use of the dead soldiers' names is
opportunistic and obscene. Imagine the stuck-pig peals we'd hear if
Bush displayed a counter of the Iraqis who'd be dead today if we hadn't
knocked over Saddam Hussein. Tagline: "If Howard Dean had been
president, Iraqis would be tortured to death by their government today,
and their graves never marked." The Voyager probe would pick up the
howls of protest even though the assertion would be true. Kucinich
mainstreams conspiracy theories, and everyone shrugs.
Item! Dean, talking to Diane Rehm the Mother Teresa of Beltway radio
excoriated Bush for undue privacy in the Sept. 11 investigation. It
produced some "interesting" theories, Dean said, such as the idea that
the Saudis warned Bush of the imminent attack. Very clever, this; it
allowed Dean to move the charge from the fever swamps of Internet
forums to the national spotlight. Did he believe it? Oh, no but it's
interesting, he said, and can't be disproved. OK, then: Dr. Dean sealed
his gubernatorial records, and this makes some suspect he was an
abortionist who sold the sundered remains to Satanists for Black Mass
rituals. Hey, it's an interesting theory. Until we see the records, who
knows?
All these items are part of a disquieting trend: the mainstreaming of the
extreme. Think of the GOP at the peak of its pique in the '90s. The
Republicans didn't nominate a ranter who trafficked in "interesting"
theories about Bill Clinton whacking Vince Foster for discovering the
family coke ring. They nominated decent old Bob Dole, America's Poster
Dad for erectile dysfunction. The party's nut jobs seethed in the margins
which is why Bush could later win on the "Kinder-Gentler 2.0" program
of compassionate conservatism. Republicans didn't want revenge so
much as they wanted to win.
But the Democrats want revenge. For Florida. For Bush's refusal to let
France and Germany decide American foreign policy. For invading
poor, helpless, never-hurt-a-fly Iraq. For making the Dixie Chicks feel
uncomfortable. Not for drilling in ANWR, but for wanting to. For this and
a thousand other sins, Bush must pay and if al-Qaida detonates a
nuke in the Baltimore harbor during President Dean's term, it'll be
Bush's fault for toppling the fascists of Iraq without the approval of Syria
and China.
If Gore wants these people on his side in '08, it's because he thinks
they'll still be spitting mad in four years. And he's right. They will be.
They will hate Bush more than Osama bin Laden, right up until the day
the Islamists target mixed-gender schools, abortion clinics and
gay-rights counseling centers.
Then they might finally realize it's not only their war too it always has
been.
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