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Jewish World ReviewNov. 21, 2000 / 23 Mar-Cheshvan, 5761

James Freeman

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Albert A. Gore, Will you PLEASE GO NOW! --
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. Go. GO! I don’t care how.
You can go by foot. You can go by cow.
Albert A. Gore, will you please go now!
You can go on skates. You can go on skis. You can go in an alternatively-fueled vehicle.

But please go. Please!
You can go to Carthage, Tennessee.
Or back home to DC.
You can go by limo.
Or on Air Force Two.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!
You’ve lost two counts around the state.
You’ve lost more recounts in some place.
So you can go on stilts.
You can go by endangered fish.
You can go in a solar-powered Crunk-Car if you wish.
If you wish you may go by lion’s tail.
Or attach yourself and go by e-mail.
Albert A. Gore! Don’t you know
the time has come to go, Go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Albert A.!
You might like going
With Tipper today!
You and your attorneys can go by balloon…
You can go by wind-powered Bumble Boat…
…or biomass-burning jet.
I don’t care how you go. Just GET!
Get yourself a natural gas Ga-Zoom.
You can go with a BOOM!
Albert, Albert, Albert, Will you leave the East Room!
You can go by flying on an eagle.
You can go where there's no controlling authority that's legal.
You can go to your Tennessee farm in a pair of blue jeans.
If hand counts are more accurate, why did Democratic counties buy machines?

(With apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

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