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Laughed all the way out of the bank | (UPI) Some people laugh all the way to the bank -- but a teller in Pine Bluff, Ark., laughed a wannabe robber right out of the bank.

The Pine Bluff Commercial reports Julius Kearney, 23, who allegedly tried to rob the Bank of America, reportedly entered carrying a trash bag and ordered a teller to fill it with money.

Police report the teller told the robber the "bank was out of money today," so he went on to a second teller, who just looked at him and began laughing -- thinking it was a joke.

The teller told police the robber appeared to become angry when she offered him some deposit slips and left the bank without a dime, only to be arrested later.

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