In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review

Great, Ahem, Art!

By Chuck Shepherd

The missing element in obtuse doctoral dissertations in science is that they cannot be danced to, according to writer John Bohannon and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, which has established an annual "Dance Your Ph.D" video competition, and this year's finalists were being selected at press time.

Sarah Wilk was an entrant, featured in a Wall Street Journal report using glowing green balls and a flaming Hula-Hoop to help illustrate her "Odd-Z Transactinide Compound Nucleus Reactions Including Discovery of 260-Bh."

So was Peter Liddicoat, using a chorus line of a juggler and a ballerina and others for "Evolution of Nanostructural Architecture in 7000 Series Aluminum Alloys During Strengthening by Age-Hardening and Severe Plastic Deformation." [Wall Street Journal, 9-24-2013]

Steven Cohen, eager to make a point that his country of residence, France, is more oppressive to artists than his native South Africa, staged a one-man demonstration at the Eiffel Tower in September.

Wearing a bird outfit, tights and a garter, he had for some reason tethered a live chicken to his exposed penis with a long ribbon.

After Cohen was arrested for indecent exposure, his lawyer complained that her client had been kept in custody too long for such a minor charge. "France," she exclaimed, "is throwing artists in prison." [The Local (Paris), 9-11-2013]

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What's in a name --- OH, MY!

His (Internal) Bar Is Always Open; Close Enough for Government Work

'Birth toursim'; death and diss

Another Hard-Working Lawyer; health from hell

Happiness is . . . n't a permanent smile; Haute Couture

The Continuing Crisis

Our Freedom to Doze Off, Now in Danger; Busy Being Superheroes


Bright Ideas

Fine Points of the Law

Oh, Dear!; Perverts on Parade

Undignified Deaths; Respect the elders!?

People Different From Us; Because We Can, That's Why

Unclear on the Concept

Can't Possibly Be True!

Pervtown, Florida drawing crowds

Winning wisenheimers

Squirrels Gone Wild; Fat Acceptance Brings Gainers Out of the Sexual Closet

What could they possibly have been thinking!?

All cultures are equal!?

First Amendment Blues; The Pervo-American Community

A court case that really was full of sh-t; retiring animals --- and time to do the same for pols

Leading Economic Indicators

People With Issues; Bling beetle brooch bugs US customs

Animals Gone Wild

That Entrepreneurial Spirit

Strange Old World; Least Competent Criminals

Toxic economics; Fine Points of the Law

Well, that certainly explains it!


Spreadsheet parenting; 'using his noodle' taken too far?

Government in Action

Police Report

Great, Ahem, Art!

Least Competent Criminals; Fetishes on Parade

Too Bright Ideas

The Continuing Crisis

Least Competent Criminals; an app that's cr-p----literally

An education in educating; Oops!

Bright Ideas

Haute Water; making navel gazing pay

People With Issues; Undignified Deaths


Unclear on the Concept

Real Life Roach Motel; Strange Old World

Can't Possibly Be True

Border-jumping practice makes perfect; Final Chapter for America's Most Overconfident Murderer

Zero-Tolerance Alive and Well; passing --- oh, never mind

First-World Crises; bank robbers who inadvertently incriminate themselves during crime

Still Unclear on the Concept; crime fighters get creative

All cultures are equal!?

Government in Action; adventurous men and their 'emergencies'

The Weirdo-American Community; The New Waterboarding

All cultures are equal!?

News That Sounds Like a Joke

What could they've possibly been thinking?!

Satan and abortion; Brew Nation

People Different From Us; Least Competent People

Animals in the News

Science on the Cutting Edge

Weird Entrepreneurial

Annals of Invention; 'Breatharianism' Revisited

Fetishes on Parade; Least Competent Criminal

Well, that certainly explains it!


The Litigious Society; Priorities

Community-minded gang members?; Daffy about Donald

Least Competent Criminals; It's Good to Be a Dog in the First World

Police Report

Government in Action

The Litigious Society; Priorities

Undignified Deaths

Seen differently . . .; Creme de la Weird

Oops!; Bright Ideas

Cliches Comes to Life

Things People Believe

Can't Possibly Be True!


Least Competent Criminals

Mammas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up . . . with this Middle Name; Livin' the life in Las Vegas

Sieging cheaters; Oops!

Well, THAT certainly explains it!

Least Competent Criminals; But What If the Device Falls Into the Wrong Hands?

All cultures are equal!?

Chinese Eye Opener; it all depends how you look at it

Least Competent Criminals; crime and immediate punishment

Tax-payer supported terrorist; Fine Points of Law

Unconventional Treatments

How being handicapped pay$; accidental protection 'there'; fire truck-chasing has replaced ambulances

Very Personal Hygiene; ruined ruin$

People Different From Us; Dogs Gone Wild

The Litigious Society; It's all in how you look at it

Least Competent Criminals

No freakin' way!

Well, THAT certainly explains it!

Ironies; the mites ate the cheese

Updates, Con't


Don't like the weather? Sue; Cops as dogs

Low Fashion Meets Islam on Turkish TV; Creative Smuggling

Police Report


Great, Ahem, Art!

Pity the civil servant?; The Way Washington Works

Government in Action

The Weirdo-American Community; Backyard Barnyard

No Longer Weird; HUH!?

People With Issues; Hey, if you can get it . . .

Bright Ideas


Modern Anglers

The Continuing Crisis

Charming; No Longer Weird

Strange Old World; Warrior for the Lord --- literally

Suspicions Confirmed; Least Competent Criminals

Just doesn't' get it

Can't Possibly Be True!

Democracy Blues

Frontiers of Parenting; Suspicions Confirmed

What money won't buy X2

All cultures are equal!?

Well-Earned Retirement; Least Competent Criminals

Stinkin' exorcism at center of suit; Took It Too Far

Only in Russia!; So Far, So Good ... Oops!

Premium Health Care for Lovable Animals; The Dark Side

Frontiers of Science

That Entrepreneurial Spirit!

Smarty Pants; While Americans Just Sigh

Most Gullible Perv; TSA leaves the door open

Life Imitates Art; Fine Points of the Law


Bum will conditionally drop suit against parents; Well, THAT certainly explains it!

Electric Chastity Belt; Bend Over, the Exec said

Priceless . . . but pay up now!

Boozers in Blue; Best of the blotter

It's NOT one world!; Pol personas

Great, ahem, Art!

Government in Action!

Undocumented Living

Least Competent Criminals

When success smells; Disorder in the court?

An 'A' for (no) effort People Different From Us; the business of child rearing

Snail Mail: There's an App for That; Oops!

Thieves who shouldn't be; A distinction you won't find chronicled

Child support for the dead; To be Caught in the Fabulous British Government 'Safety Net'

Fake Boyfriends; Backward Incentives

The Iconic Phantom Black/Hispanic Perpetrator; Fines to Fit the Crimes

First-World Products; When it's the arbiters of the law who are . . .

What could they have possibly been thinking!?

Can't Possibly Be True


Least Competent Criminals; Least Competent lawful

What could they have possibly been thinking!?

Leading Economic Indicators

Doping on Ice

That Entrepreneurial Spirit

Advances in Animal Research

Leading Economic Indicators

Least Competent Dogs

Worker gets caught outsourcing himself

Suspicions Confirmed

The Litigious Society

WOW! Now that certainly explains that


Guilt That Lingers; Urban Outfitters' sucker customers

When a bureaucrat's hot air turns putrid; Overachievers

People With Issues; too bad gun laws are so tough in the U.K.


Great, ahem, Art!

Government in Action

Not Even a Pin Drop; Least Competent Criminals

Ignored in gun-control debate; Undignified Deaths

Bright Ideas

Medium-Tech Warfare; People With Issues

Tyrone is Breaking Bad (and Quickly!); sympathy for murderers spreading; court orders parents to stop stalking kid

You just never know

Pathetic losers

First-World Problems; People Different From Us

Confusing sweat with tears; But she's qualified!

Sounds Like a Joke; How the U.N. rewards depravity

Can't Possibly Be True!


Alabama justice

March of the morons

All cultures are equal!?

The most honest town in America?; Fired for doing the right thing; Whose best friend?

Breast investment of her life; when government belongs in the bedroom

Giving new meaning to 'extreme fashion', 'identity theft'; Dead wrong

Least Competent Criminals; this case stinks

Culture vulture comeback; 'love' of dogs


Least Competent Criminals

First-World Crisis X2

Leading Economic Indicators

The Entrepreneurial Spirit!

Jails Need Locks Too?

The Continuing Crisis

Well, that certainly must explain it!

Least Competent Criminals

Three-Star Room That's a Dump; CHUTZPAH!

Turning to technology to promote Third Worldism?; People With Issues

Policing our wacky world

Government in Action

Palestinians' smell like . . . war; Great, ahem, Art!?

Fetishes on Parade; makes you wonder

Suspicions Confirmed; a freakin' math genius he definitely ain't

The Continuing Crisis


What were they thinking!???

Can't Possibly Be True!

Egos On Parade


School puts truth tellers at disadvantage

All cultures are equal!?

A city that's literally full of &%^* thanks to do-gooders

Least Competent Criminals; of poles and pee

What were they thinking!???

Holy WHAT!?

People Different From Us; It's NOT One World!

All cultures are equal!?

The difference between poor and pathetic?

Cutting-Edge Science

People Different From Us; Least Competent Criminals

Anything for a buck, yen, etc.

Gee, that certainly must explain it --- not


The Litigious Society

People Different From Us; Paint It Gone

Can't society do better than this!?

Least Competent Criminals

Great, Ahem, Art!

Government in Action

Did I Say That Out Loud?; doctor is a medical error

People Different From Us; dumb and deaf

Definitely NOT the way to go; Least Competent Criminals

The West is safer when jihadis don't change their underwear; get a bite out of this

He did it again!?

If it were only Cupid's arrow instead of a gun; Oblivious, hungry humans

Alien ingenuity; divorce or death?

First-World Problems

Least Competent Criminals; MMM, MMM, SICK!

The Simpsons come to life?

What were they thinking!???

Very Bright Ideas; Disgraced but Not Contrite

Least Competent Criminals

School of Soft Knocks

C'mon. You can't do better than that!?


Can't Possibly Be True!

All in the Mind

Least Competent Criminals; Ironies

The Litigious Society

All cultures are equal!?

Least Competent Criminals; Horse show jumping, minus the horse

Leading Economic Indicators

Cr-ppy companies --- literally; First-World Problems; They know exactly when you will die

The Animal Kingdom

Poisoned politics; Something about that name

The Litigious Society; You gotta be kidding!


Yeah, well, that certainly explains it

People Who Are a Mess; Creme de la Weird

The Litigious Society

You don't say!; They should be embarrassed

Great, ahem, Art!

Overachievers; Least Competent Criminals

Government in Action!

The Aristocrats!

Courtroom Follies

The Continuing Crisis

Roach Responders; Not the Usual Suspects

Science on the Cutting Edge

Undignified Deaths; Questionable Judgments

Least Competent Criminals; Just a matter of perspective

C'mon. You can't do better than that!?

The District of Calamity; Undignified Deaths

Can't Possibly Be True

All cultures are equal!?

Government in Action!

Least Competent Criminals; Freedom Under Attack?

British Scared-y Cats; Really!?

Perspective; The Aristocrat!

Family Values

Bright Ideas; Movie Scenes Come to Life

The Continuing Crisis

Feelings first?; This Will Hurt for Only a Second

Least Competent Criminals

Unclear on the Concept; Leading Economic Indicator

Can't Possibly Be True!

The Role of Alcohol in Parenting; Best Water Ever

Least Competent Criminals; No Longer Weird

Cultural Diversity

Urinal Technology

Questionable Judgments

Undignified Deaths; stupid is as stupid does

Leading Economic Indicators

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

Critters' World

Radical Science

The newest human right; Really!?

Hyper-Sensitive Litigants

The Way the World Works

Well, that certainly explains it!


Seeing Isn't Believing; more from America's most prolific litigant

Least Competent Criminals; Government in Action

Police Report

Great, ahem, Art!?

Movie Cliche Come to Life (and Death); Culinary Sleight of Pan

Have a crackpot idea? Get government funding!

People Different From Us; Least Competent Criminals

The Continuing Crisis

Not So Bright Ideas

Sounds Like a Joke


To the Ninth Ring of Hell!

Privacy kept private; It's in there --- well, somewhere

Chinese High-Tech Answer to Red Bull

Bless Those Researchers' Hearts!

Unclear on the Concept

Can't Possibly Be True!

Respect all cultures!?


Even Mass Murderers Need Friends; Wait --- That's Illegal?

Pet Mania

Studies that nobody should a #%@*&! about

Challenging Business Models

Leading Economic Indicators

Least Competent Terrorists; The (Cockroach) Social Network

Obsession; Yup, there's a lawsuit for that

Things Leaders Believe


Ah, so that explains it!

In Sickness and in Health, But Not in Triviality and Tackiness

Crime Does/Doesn't Pay

Great Architecture!

Least Competent Criminals

Creme de la Weird; Stupid is, as stupid does

Government in Action!

Laziness Made Us Fat, and Laziness Will Make Us Slim; The Aristocrat!

Least Competent Criminals; raining dollars

Name that baby --- on second thought, don't you dare!; no, sh--

Morality madness; java jinks; martial-ing fraud

In China, smells and spells

They just don't get it!

Least Competent Criminals

Too Bright Ideas

The Continuing Crisis

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines ... and Your Stereos; People Different From Us

People With Issues; Least Competent Criminals

Fine Points of the Law

Love redefined; Questionable judgments

Unclear on the Concept

Can't Possibly Be True!

Least Competent Bank!;The Ultimate Gated Community

Least Competent Criminals; Law on Planet Florida

No Spectators Allowed; You Snooze (Even for a Split-Second), You Lose

Questionable Judgments

Respect all cultures!?

Least Competent Criminals

The Continuing Crisis; Trail-Blazing Science

Leading Economic Indicators

Animal Tales

Trail-Blazing Science; Fast-Food Culture Shock

Justice -- literally -- gone to the dogs!

Least Competent Criminals

You can't make this stuff up!


Could Be True. Maybe Not.

French Full-Body Health Care; Fine Points of the Law

Least Competent Criminals; Undignified Deaths

People With Issues; Pennsylvania Bites?


Great, ahem, Art!

Government in Action!

Least Competent Criminals; Recurring Themes

People With Issues; It's Everywhere!

The Classic Middle Name (all-new!)

The Continuing Crisis

Gift for real-life daughter of fake 'doll'; Find this, GPS users --- common sense

Least Competent Criminals

Creme de la Weird; Armed and Clumsy (all new!)

Unclear on the Concept

Inexplicable; Who Knew Restrooms Were So Complicated?

Can't Possibly Be True!

Least Competent Criminals; Obsessions

Questionable Judgments

Respect all cultures!?

Questionable Judgments

Leading Economic Indicators?

Least Competent Criminals; What, no 'lactation discrimination'!?

Can't Possibly Be True!; Medical Marvels

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

The Weirdo-American Community; Bright Ideas

Least Competent Spies; Compelling Explanations

Latest Human Rights --- including for non-humans

Damned lovers; Great, ahem, Art!


Bright Ideas

Don't mess with this mayor; Least Competent Criminals

News That Sounds Like a Joke; Pet This

Great, ahem, Art!

Government in Action!

Their parents must have hated them; Awesome!

Least Competent Criminals

Do names portend the future?; HUH!?

The Way the World Works

(Fore)Sight from the Afterlife; No Common Cents. Er, Pence

The Force Is NOT With You

Least Competent Criminals

Looney law?

Games morons play

Can't Possibly Be True!

Inexplicable; 'Dementiaville'

Oops!; Least Competent Criminals

Separation of 'church' and reality?; Chutzpah!

The District of Calamity?

Respect all cultures!?

Our %$#$%%$ government!

Victimized perps

Medical Marvels?

That Entrepreneurial Spirit!

Crooks Not Ready for Prime Time

A hoo-hoo done it?; Dawn of an idea saved commuters $ 12 million

Well, it ALMOST worked

Can't make this stuff up!

Even More Ironies


Anti-Theft ID Breakthrough; No 'Individual Mandate'

Undignified Deaths

Over-competent criminals; Least Competent Criminals

Drones even a liberal could love; And you thought American bureaucracy was bad!

Cliches Come to Life

Clean living in extreme; deserving of an a(commode)ation?

A bloody - but holy!? - mess?; No Longer Weird?

Least Competent Criminals; bang a bong for the boring

When criminality is stranger than fiction; People with issues

Shrink, heal thyself; how to get your Destined One to send you to the slammer

Man bites (eats) . . .; snarky headline should have gone here

If only the pol had followed her own law; neighbor (belongs in) hell

If he only hadn't had a brain; defining bureaucracy, painfully

Australia: Leader in men's rights?; substitute predators found, thankfully

When women harass; to protect and rape

Cone (headed) logic for homeland security; Attention Walmart geniuses

Still weird: Updates, Part II

Still weird: Updates, Part I

Tampon tippling now practiced by males?; it ain't just bullet-proof stockings, anymore

Idiot gets arrested and sued after reenacting urban legend; Choked-up (and out)

When Tattoos Aren't Nearly Enough; jail birds who aren't

The Pervo-American Community; locked-up loser

Undignified Deaths

Is it the law that an an . . . or the judges --- Lessons in Proportionality

Pathetic losers

Can't Possibly Be True!

Absolutely Least Competent Criminal

Creme de la Weird

All cultures are equal!?

The next time the kids complain about their school …

Hallucination and delusion competition; Bright Ideas

Creme de la Weird

Hey, What's ‘Good News’ Doing in ‘News of the Weird’?


Our Animal Overlords

Wait . . . What!?; Cutting-Edge Science

Least Competent Criminals

Our Litigious Society


Reigning cats and . . . replacing man

Well, that certainly explains it

Least Competent Criminals

Recent Alarming Headlines

Almost too-good-to-be-true police reports

Great, ahem, Art!

Government for the People!?

Armed and Clumsy (All-New!)

Bright Ideas

Cutting-Edge Tactics?

Society's collective yelp for help

Casualties in the culture-war?; bloody sick

Unclear on the Concept

Ultimate Catfighting; Mixed Evidence on Smoking

Do names portend the future?; Hey, It Could've Happened

Can't Possibly Be True!

You can't be trusted not to hurt yourself, citizens!

They warp faith

Inscrutable Asians


Questionable Judgments

Leading Economic Indicators; A News of the Weird Classic (January 1995)

DMV Is a Dangerous Place

The Entrepreneurial Spirit!

Weird Science; Recent Alarming Headlines

What passes for cutting-edge fashion; Least Competent Criminals

Compelling Explanations; Unclear on the Concept

The Litigious Society

Oh, the sweet irony!; Least Competent Criminals

Bureaucrat's Delight; Creme de la Weird

News That Sounds Like a Joke; (Very) Undignified Death

Great, ahem, Art!

Government in Action!

A ride to die for --- literally!; Least Competent Criminals

Fine Points of the Law

People Different From Us

The Continuing Crisis

Risky Business Models; News of the Self-Indulgent

Oops!; ‘Sorry, Honey. I Was Aiming at the Dog’

No Respect

Unclear on the Concept

Don't read on a full stomach; Inexplicable

Can't Possibly Be True!

Direct Pipelines from the Pentagon to U.S. Enemies

This can't be true!

All cultures are equal!?

People With Issues; Least Competent Criminals

The perfect marriage?; heavenly points for trying?

Pervs on Parade; Least Competent People


Our Animal Sidekicks

No, Thanks!

For Self-Indulgent Crackpots

The Pervo-American Community; Least Competent Criminals

The Continuing Crisis

Compelling Explanations?


Government turns TLC into crime, fine

The Pervo-American Community; truly bizarre historical trivia

Coincidence?; Catch-22; Unclear on the Concept

Jobs-for-life; Bats' Rights

Government in Action!

Ironic twist on ‘affirmative action’; Ah, art!

Names in the News (For Immature Readers Only, Please!); Pathetic losers

The continuing crisis, con't; The Pervo-American Community

The Continuing Crisis

New meaning for ‘adult toy’; OOPS! Wrong crime


Police Blotter

Recent Confusing Headlines; People With Issues

Unclear on the Concept

Can't Possibly Be True!

Respect all cultures!?; screwed for something he didn't

Least Competent Criminals; He's full of . . . .

MORE Questionable Judgments

Questionable Judgments

Cultural Diversity

White men can …; Cutting-Edge Research

Undignified Deaths; Recurring Themes

People Different From Us --- And Most!; Leading Economic Indicators

Civilization in Decline: Growing Up Early

The Entrepreneurial Spirit!

Life lessons for make-believe world; Armed and Clumsy (all-new!)

Recurring Themes; Update

You just had to open that yap of yours, didn't you!?


Fan-atic$; Unclear on the Concept

Easily Offended

Criminals With Chutzpah; Least Competent Non-Criminals

Almost (Deservedly) Dead in Bed; Gee, whiz genius; They Call it Art!

More of your Government in Action!

Government in Action!

The Aristocrats!


The Continuing Crisis

Bright Ideas


People With Issues

News That Sounds Like a Joke; Inexplicable

Can't Possibly Be True!, II

Can't Possibly Be True!

T-moo-I!; Unclear on the Concept

Creme de la Weird; Least Competent Gun-Handling

HUH!?; Questionable Judgments

Our screwed-up world

The Classic Middle Name (all-new!); Unclear on the Concept

Least Competent Patient; Rights of the Disabled

Procreation Interventions; Weird Animals

Who says we're in a recession!?; Navel Observatory

Fine Points of the Law; Medical Marvels

How the Saudis hold beauty contests; The Entrepreneurial Spirit!; Noses Know

Cliche Come to Life; art!?; worse

I Demand My Rights!; Signs of the Times

Compelling Explanations; 'Wrong' Impressions


Least Competent Criminals


When government bombs; Bizarre ‘art’


Pakistan finds a use for ‘transgendered’; People With Issues

Least Competent Criminals; Usual consequence for an unqualified student

Why Unions Are Unpopular; Score One for Death Penalty Advocates

Those who don't know when to shut their yap


Oops!; Wheeee!

Least Competent Criminals; Last Words



Can't Possibly Be True!

Zero Tolerance?; Willing to go to Indonesia to cure for emphysema?

FANatic; what a putz — literally!

The ultimate loser; chutzpah X2

Illegals become animals; When ‘grow up!’ is not just a rebuke

'Good Housekeeping' for the bomber set; evolutionary hardiness in American drinkers?

In case you are getting sentenced; when a ‘best friend’ betrays

Clever victim outwits thief

Do names portend the future?

Questionable Judgments

They are definitely not US!

Smooth Reactions; Least Competent Criminals

People With Too Much Money

The Entrepreneurial Spirit: Product Giveaways

Weird Science

Whoever said life is fair?

Creme de la Weird; The Litigious Society


Least Competent Criminals; Classic weirdness

News That Sounds Like a Joke; The Weirdo-American Community

Pathetic creeps

Government in Action!

People Different From Us; Least Competent Criminals Not Ready for Prime Time

Not So Bright Ideas

No Sense of Shame!


Change, the old fashioned way; Another ‘Sovereign’ Citizen

Elusive Perps; The Country Afraid of Its Own Shadow

More ‘Can't Possibly Be True!’


Can't Possibly Be True

Things that make say ‘HUH!?’

Least Competent Criminals; Classic


Questionable Judgments

All cultures are equal?


Least Competent Criminals; She's repulsive, they're jealous

The Entrepreneurial Spirit; Not Your Father's Scotch

Science on the Cutting Edge

Privacy v. ‘art’; The Continuing Crisis

Recurring Themes; A News of the Weird Classic

People With Issues; Least Competent Criminals

Economics and witchcraft; Ironies

From victims to tourist attractions; Wacky lawsuit

Compelling Explanations

Least Competent Criminals; People Who Ran Over Themselves

Surprise!; 'That Was Easy!'

Government in Action!

Bizarre ‘art’

Getting Old, Young; from the archives

Undignified Deaths

Bright Ideas; Least Competent Criminals

Oops!; Failed to Think It Through

The Continuing Crisis; Beloved Banker

The ear has a ‘G-spot’

Respect for All Cultures?

First Things First

Questionable State Regulation; Can't Possibly Be True

Unclear on the Concept; Least Competent Criminals

Where down is up; Can't Possibly Be True

Least Competent Criminals; Things that Make You Say: Huh!?

News That Sounds Like a Joke

Cultural Diversity; eggs-ellent! (from the archives)

News from Islam-land; Latest Cutting-Edge Research

Those Ingenious Western Spies!; Cultural Diversity

Can't Possibly Be True; Motherly Love

Least Competent Criminals; Questionable Judgments

This mafia really are animals; out of control businesses

Science on the Cutting Edge

Daring New Products

Least Competent Criminals; from the archives

If Life Gives You …

Their Crimes Fit Their Names; Bright Ideas

Latest ‘Rights’; Compelling Explanations

One of the world's most bizarre conferences; delicious ironies

Thinning the herd; Downgrade Cut Short; from the archives

Cleverest Non-Humans; Medicare In Action

Oops!; The Weirdo-American Community; Least Competent Criminals

Life Imitates a Drew Barrymore Movie; Weird Science; Questionable Judgments

Questionable Judgments; Great, ahem, Art!

Fine Points of the Law; Thank Goodness for Narcissists

Cliches Come to Life; First Things First; Fine Points of the Law

News That Sounds Like a Joke; Suspicions Confirmed; Yikes!

Do They Know?; Yikes!

Catch-22 Catches Disabled Veteran; The Continuing Crisis; Best Not to Ask Why

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