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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

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Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

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April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

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Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

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April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

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April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

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April 2, 2014

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Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

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Jewish World Review Jan.25, 2005 / 15 Shevat, 5765

It really is only a (video) game

By Lenore Skenazy

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | If you like cartoons, maybe you should start watching more TV sports. The pros are all busy trying to become cartoon characters.

Or maybe the correct term is video game characters. Or cyborgs. Little digital guys on a screen whose moves are controlled by a 12-year-old with a joystick. Whatever the term is, that's what today's pros dream of becoming - the 21st century equivalent of making it to the Wheaties box. All of which would be fine, except for this: The athletes never stop auditioning.

You'll notice, says Rich Hanley, a football fanatic and head of the journalism and interactive communications program at Quinnipiac University, "The players tend to be very demonstrative, even when they make an innocuous play." This excess exuberance is calculated, Hanley believes, because the players know it sells.

"From college on up, they know exactly how to get on the ESPN highlight shows." They also know that video game makers scour those reels for crazy moves and big personalities to jazz up their games. "So the players are very much scripting themselves," says Hanley. "They know they have to do something outrageous."

That's why you see so much suspiciously telegenic hotdogging these days - players jumping, pumping or grabbing the pom-poms and doing a little dance.

Now maybe that really was spontaneous on Terrell Owens' part back in 2000. But Owens is equally famous for whipping out a Sharpie and signing a football in the end zone. (And then, brilliantly, passing it to his financial adviser. No need to pay him this year!) If that was spontaneous, I'm Joe Namath.

Joe Horn one-upped Owens by faking a cell-phone call after a 2003 touchdown. Obviously, he must have hidden the phone in the goalpost padding before the game. And just two weeks ago, Randy Moss of the Minnesota Vikings fake-mooned the crowd in Green Bay. Sure, he was fined $10,000, but that was money well-spent if his real goal was to ensure a cyber future. "I wouldn't be surprised to see that embedded in next year's video game," says Hanley.

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In this tail-wagging-the-dog sports world, video games are not only changing the way the players play but also the way the fans, uh, fan.

Some day, what goes down on any given Sunday (or Monday night) could be almost irrelevant to young fans that prefer the game on their own terms. Kids take for granted their cyber-given ability to make their own teams, pick their own plays and even choose "celebration" moves, like mooning.

As millions of fans play individualized versions of the game, the real game could fade away. Think that can't happen? Look at hockey! The league has been on strike this whole season, yet fans kept the game alive using cyber versions of the players. Who needs flesh and blood (emphasis on blood) anymore?

That's exactly what the players must be asking themselves as they jockey for pixilated posterity. As athletes turn themselves into caricatures, however, the sports world loses and so do we.

Game over.

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